Yes, a slug found its way into my Mac and Wreaked Havoc.

In the ultimate FML moment, yesterday my Mac would not switch on. It also would not charge. I called Apple in a panic and they recommended a company in Wimbledon. I headed to Wimbledon, baby in tow, and they sent my computer away. I prayed that there was nothing wrong with the hard drive and my prayers were answered. It was just the rest of the machine that was f**ked, because a slug decided to find a home in my computer. It took a while for it to sink in when they called me up to tell me. Then there was the price to fix it: over £500. So if you are having a bad day today just remember: a slug didn’t break your computer.