Dear Donovan Who was your first kiss and what was her name Darren, Ipswich Well, Darren Ipswich, if that is infact your real name, and not one of the editors taking pity on the fact no one askes me questions anymore and have written the most pathetic Miss Magazine style question aimed at the likes of …
Tag Archive: Stefan Pejic
Jul 17
Bored DONOVAN want's your questions {Dear DONOVAN}
Look guys, this is what happens if no one sends DONOVAN any questions…poor thing. He’s going spare worrying because you’re all worrying instead of sending him your problems. Let’s humour him and pretend we’re listening. Been bored out of my skull, ’cause no fuckers been asking me questions!….Jesus! even resorted to formspring but still no1 …
Jun 18
My Story [DONOVAN]
Dear DONOVAN What made you decide to be a comedian and where was your worst ever gig Danny Cardiff Hi Danny, I started when I was 10! I was a very angry child and needed a source to vent that anger. I used to deliver TVs with my granddad’s friend but there was interference. So I stumbled …
Jun 06
Well, I'm back!! [DONOVAN]
No questions and answers, just an article to explain my absence and tell you I am now back ‘safe and sound’…not that you piss flaps cared! Right basically, I got so depressed listening to your questions that I turned to alcohol and poppers. Then I found myself walking up the M4 at 2:15 on a …
May 09
Dear DONOVAN; Well…that wasn't predictable at all
He won’t go away; DONOVAN. The unforgiving, cynical, potty mouthed “agony uncle”. We tried to sack him in the wake of the D*nny Dy*r Zoo Column scandal but when we brought the matter up with DONOVAN he threated to break our hearts. Apparently he got the idea from a certain advice column. ** Disclaimer: The …
Apr 30
Blue is the new…Blue!
Here we go again; DONOVAN. The unforgiving, cynical, potty mouthed agony uncle. How he knows so much about blue rinses is a mystery. Only one unfortunate biddy knows. ** Disclaimer: The views, colourful language and opinions expressed in this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position …
Apr 26
Dear DONOVAN: The Price of Shame
Oh fer-… ; DONOVAN. The unforgiving, cynical, potty mouthed agony uncle. How he knows so much about reality TV is anyones guess, well I s’pose they say it IS a breeding ground for hate. ** Disclaimer: The views, colourful language and opinions expressed in this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily …
Apr 22
Dear DONOVAN: Am I a sinner or a winner?
Here he is again; DONOVAN. The unforgiving, cynical, potty mouthed agony uncle. No one knows why he doesn’t like humanity, maybe someone sneezed pure evil on him as a child. ** Disclaimer: The views, colourful language and opinions expressed in this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official policy …
Apr 18
Dear DONOVAN: Why do birds
Meet DONOVAN. The unforgiving, cynical, potty mouthed agony uncle. No one knows why his name’s always in caps, maybe he shouts it for emphasis. ** Disclaimer: The views, colourful language and opinions expressed in this article are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Frostmagazine.com ** Dear …
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