George Michael Releases New Single "True Faith" For Comic Relief

“Over the years, George has been the most tremendous supporter of Comic Relief. Out of the blue one year he gave us all the cash from the release of ‘As’, his single with Mary J Blige. Then he did a brilliant Little Britain ‘Lou and Andy’ sketch – which ended with the inevitable insult slung at him – “I don’t like him.” But most excitingly, he’s giving Comic Relief all the money from his new single, ‘True Faith’. It’s always so moving when people stick with us year after year – and we’re thrilled and delighted about the song, and the wonderful video that goes with it. We promise we’ll use every penny we make from it to save and change lives in Africa and all over the UK.” – RICHARD CURTIS

‘True Faith’ arranged and produced by George Michael was a hit for New Order in 1987 and was written by, Bernard Sumner, Peter Hook, Stephen Morris, Gillian Gilbert and Stephen Hague who have also very kindly donated their proceeds to Comic Relief along with the publishers’ mechanical royalties.

The single, released through Aegean Records via Absolute Marketing & Distribution / Universal, will be available digitally on the 13th March and physically on the 14th March; both will also include an instrumental version of the track as a b-side. At 12:01am on March 19th – after the ‘True Faith’ official music video has been premiered for Comic Relief – the single and video will be available for purchase as a bundle exclusively through iTunes. Red Nose Day is on Friday 18th March, go to www.rednoseday.com to find out more. Comic Relief spends all the money raised by the public to give extremely poor, vulnerable and disadvantaged people in the UK and Africa a helping hand to turn their lives around.

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Denise Van Outen spoils daughter with Zilli. {Celebrity}

Most celebs are spoilt by lavish dinners created by the world’s top chefs – and now their babies are getting the same treatment.

Denise Van Outen’s nine-month-old baby, Betsy, has been enjoying organic meals prepared by celeb chef Aldo Zilli. However, celeb baby or not, eating can still be a tricky business when you’re still a little shy of your first year. Denise has commented that at most meal times, much of the food ends up all over her.

Still, more power to Aldo for being the first celebrity chef to create a range of organic baby food. And if you fancy introducing your little cherub to good food and celebrity circles until they’re old enough to go to The Ivy, Baby Zilli launched this week and is available at all good supermarkets.

We love: Avril Lavigne's 'What The Hell'

Avril Lavigne’s lastest nugget of angsty delight hit iTunes on Monday, and has already soared past Bruno Mars and Katy Perry to nab the No.2  spot behind Ms Spears’ ‘Hold It Against Me’. It’s the first single from her fourth studio album ‘Goodbye Lullaby’ (due March 8), and although we’re not quite hearing the promised evidence of a more mature Avril (it certainly doesn’t sound like the offering of a recent divorcée), it is undeniably, arrestingly catchy.

Despite her absence from the charts we’ve grown fonder of Avril over the last year or so. Mainly because we’re highly impressionable tweens at heart, and so when ‘Keep Holding On’ featured in Season One of Glee and then Cher Lloyd sang the crap out of ‘Girlfriend’ on X-Factor we were reminded of her in the most favourable light possible. And irritating though it can be when a woman in her mid twenties looks and sings like a 14-year-old (‘yeah’ & ‘woah’ are to Avril what ‘uh’ is to Britney), she does come up trumps when it comes to peppy, infectious girlypunk. You can try to resist, we say don’t bother.

Why we love What The Hell:

1. The lyrics. They’re just so darn sympathetic. Who among us hasn’t at times needed to “be a little crazy” and wanted nothing more than to “mess around”?

2. The barest, faintest, flicker of pain: “You can’t save me”, “You never call or listen to me anyway”. We’re imagining Avril in a Skins-type scenario, starved of affection from the one she truly loves, and therefore doing the natural thing, ie: put it recklessly about. “Yeah, I am messing with your head, When I’m messing with you in bed”- Effy anyone?

3. The tune. It’s VERY similar to Girlfriend. But we loved Girlfriend as well, so that’s fine.

4. The pure shamelessness of a 26 year old refusing to grow up . Obstinate, foolhardy party-pop, let it wash over you…

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We love: Britney's 'Hold It Against Me'

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Britney Spears dropped her new single Hold It Against Me just before midnight on 11/1/11 to an overwhelmingly positive response from the media and general public.

Anticipation had built to a deafening clamour following the leak of a demo, prompting Britney to release a few hours ahead of schedule, tweeting: “Don’t #HOLDITAGAINSTME for coming out early. I couldn’t wait any longer. Hope you don’t mind….. – Britney”

The addictive track shot to the top of the iTunes charts within 24 hours of its release, and has been a constant request on the most influential US radio stations since, breaking records for first day spins according to her label and top industry analyst Kevin McCabe. Twitter and YouTube have been flooded with exuberant praise for the single, which was produced by pop masters Dr. Luke and Max Martin. Hold It Against Me is the first single from Britney’s new album, tipped by Jersey Shore star DJ Pauly D as an ‘amazing’ sure-fire hit, packed with ‘incredible’ tracks.

Why we love Hold It Against Me:

1. The name. Genius.

2. Up tempo. So necessary to get through these grey months.

3. The hint of dub-step, thanks to which we feel almost credible recommending it. Just tune out for the cringalicious: “Cause you feel like paradise… and I need a vacation tonight”

4. An unprecedented quota of Britney noises. Practically every other word ends in ‘uh’, and listen out for what happens when ‘hazy’ meets 12 + sound technicians.

5. The line ‘pop it like a hood’- so many terrible moves/puns will surely occur thanks to this phrase.

6. It is irresistibly danceable, so resign yourself – those committed to going out regularly may as well choreograph something.

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Best games of 2010 by Junior Smart. {Games}

2010 came and went like an absolute storm, and in its wake left gamers with a handful of real gems across all gaming platforms. We’ve had the Kinect, the Move, The final chapter of Halo, Red Dead Redemption, Call of Duty, Dead Rising and seen the end of what seemed like the lifetime of waiting for the mighty Gran Turismo 5 to name just a few.

But just which ones were the best? I am sure each and every gamer will have their faves, and doing a run-down is bound to spark some kind of controversy; luckily I am not one to shy away from telling it how it is. Let me give you my full and final run down.

1.Heavy Rain (PS3)

A controversial first place I know, but if you rate games on their originality, if you rate games on their playability, if you rate games on how they can emotionally affect you, then you will rate Heavy Rain. Part game, part movie, this title has remarkable scenes and a storyline of incredible depth, not to mention the lingering and sometimes stomach churning after effect memories that it leaves you with. The control system is innovative and involving which is even more improved with the Playstation Move and without a doubt this was probably one of the most original titles to hit consoles during 2010.

2.Halo Reach (360)

I am going to place this as my number 2 as lets face it; the game play and storyline is far from original. Bidding a final farewell to the Halo universe was a never going to be easy, but somehow, just somehow software developers Bungie managed to do it. An epic (and occasionally moving) storyline drives a solid single-player campaign, and all this is backed up to the hilt by fantastic multiplayer options. The Halo franchise has always been an almost – but not quite good enough – reason to shell out for a 360 machine.

3.Mass Effect 2 (360, PC, PS3 next year)

Mass Effect 2 is the master class of RPG, an honour usually only reserved for the likes of Final Fantasy and World of Warcraft. Mass Effect features a truly memorable cast of characters each with their own unique personality and behaviour. Mass Effect 2 is exactly what many gamers hoped it would be, and with the PS3 version out next year and rumors of a third installment on its way Gamers all over the world may have to go into hibernation in order to counter-act the sleep deprivation they will face when the title hits the shelves.

4.Red Dead Redemption (Xbox 360, PlayStation 3)

An epic sandbox game in the dessert? Are you serious? Rockstar’s western showpiece is a marvel to play and enjoy, and regurgitates memories of playing Cowboys and Indians in the playground. The story of the main character John Marston is both fascinating and heart-wrenching, and the virtual western world where shoot-outs, train robbing, and fraternising with damsels in distress is beautifully imagined. Little wonder then that many games players woke up having lost 60 hours of their life to this title.

5.Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii)

A welcome return of the plumber and of the most clichéd and ridiculous plots of all time doesn’t stop Super Mario Galaxy 2 from entering my top ten. Nintendo went out of their way to cram in more content than a student study’s for their exams and it shows. Galaxy 2 is so much bigger, so much more challenging, and finally the long awaited Yoshi makes an entrance to the series. I like this game because it is a title that can be enjoyed by any gamer of any age, and features some of the most intelligent and innovative level designs I’ve seen in many a moon.

6.Gran Turismo 5 (PS3)

After endless waiting and waiting and erm, waiting after the Prologue, gaming developers Polyphony showed the world that waiting can, sometimes, just sometimes be a good thing. Despite being a game for racing purists only I just had to include this because of the sheer amount of effort invested into making this title, and indeed it shows. GT5 is something very, very special. Although perfection it is not (see my review in Frost Magazine’s very pages), this title raises the bar as far as driving simulators are concerned.

7.Donkey Kong Country (Wii)

I bet Wii owners rejoiced all over the world when this game came out and it is not difficult to see why. This game gives a solid spanking to games developers who think that graphics alone is what is required to make it in today’s gaming market. Bringing back two of perhaps the most loved characters in Nintendo’s history – who don’t speak Italian – was a mean feat and to surpass the efforts of the SNES required even more. Donkey Kong has beautifully designed levels and is fantastically fun to play.

8.Call of Duty: Black Ops (360, PS3, Wii, PC)

It would be absolute lunacy not to put this game in this list – yes the graphics are not totally amazing, yes the storyline is about as clichéd as Christmas dinner is to sage and onion stuffing but in all fairness Treyarch delivered on this title, when many people (including myself) thought that they wouldn’t be able to match the game play mechanics of Modern Warfare 2. With some solid online play and some great set pieces this game offers a fantastic experience. If you haven’t answered the call of duty see my review in Frost Magazine’s very pages to find out why you should.

9.Split second Velocity (360, PS3, Wii, PC)

I remember when one of my friends showed me a trailer for this game and I just kept saying wow – but in the back of my mind I kept saying I bet this game is crap. Well how wrong I was. Split second is every bit the insanely fast driving game it was purported to be. Developers Black Rock Studio created a world where every race is dominated by the massive explosions you can set off around the tracks in order to turn your competitors into smouldering wrecks. Immensely fun and infuriating in equal measures this game came 9th on my list because of its original approach to the racing genre.

10.God of War III (PS3)

Arguably the hottest contender for the title of best-looking game on the PlayStation 3 ever, God of War III exploded onto the system earlier this year leaving utter carnage in its wake. Immense boss battles that have to be seen to be believed, visceral blood-thirsty action and some of the finest level designs you’ll ever play await you in this game. God of War III is a graphical and technical achievement, and really shows what the power of the PS3 is capable of.

Edinburgh Comedy Preview – Part 1 {Blake Connelly}

It’s nearly that time again, when half of London converges on Edinburgh while the residents move away for a month and rent out their rooms for extortionate prices. The Edinburgh Festival Fringe started as an unofficial offshoot of the Edinburgh International Festival but over the years has grown to be the much larger of the two. While it is home to all forms of performance art, from theatre to dance, over the last 20 years or so comedy has started to take over, to the displeasure of some.

Being the incredibly lazy person I am, I couldn’t be bothered to go all the way to Scotland, so instead have caught some stand-ups as they preview their shows down here in London. If you’re in the capital, it’s an excellent way to see some great comedy at some amazingly good prices and it means that I’ll be able to let you know about some of the shows to look out for during the festival. Please bear in mind that because I’ve been watching previews, the shows aren’t yet the finished articles, with the performers often working from notes and testing out routines to see what does and doesn’t work with audiences.

Here’s the first batch of previews, there’ll be some more next week:

Richard Herring: Christ on a Bike – The Second Coming
£10, Assembly @ George Street, 21:45

If you’re familiar with Herring’s work, either solo or with Stewart Lee, you’ll know that Biblical stories are a recurring theme. Christ on a Bike was his first solo show back in 2000, as the 33-year old Richard Herring pondered whether he had achieved as much as Jesus after reaching the age he was when he died. Ten years later, he’s resurrected (sorry) the show, taking the best of the original and adding new material. It’s a very strong hour or so of stand-up, looking at the inconsistencies in the New Testament, the way the Church has developed over the two thousand years since and, perhaps most importantly, the messianic ponderings of a teenage boy from Cheddar.

We discover a possible explanation for the Turin Shroud, and contemplate such ecumenical matters as “How much bread and wine would you have to consume in Roman Catholic Communion before you have eaten a whole Jesus?” and “Why did Jesus call Simon ‘Peter’? Is it like the way Trigger was always calling Rodney ‘Dave’?” He also rather impressively recites the entire first page of the Gospel of St Matthew – and, if you’re lucky, he’ll show you how he did it.

Like last year’s incredible Hitler Moustache, Herring’s comedy is often puerile and adolescent but carries a thought-provoking message. It’s a really funny show that makes some interesting points. But, he’s not saying he’s Jesus. That’s for other people to say.

Josie Long: Be Honourable!
£9, Just The Tonic at the Caves, 19:40

Josie’s show is described as “a ramshackle call to arms”, which sums it up nicely. A stream-of-consciousness that takes us from learning all about breakfast (“It’s a whole other meal that you’re allowed to have!”) to a seemingly random account of overheard and “overseen” conversations that build up to a picture of what it means to be good and to do good. She ends by talking about what it means to be in your late twenties and left wing, a rallying cry for those of us who believe strongly in certain principles but are left confused by the last Labour government and surrounded by political apathy.

If that last part sounds too heavy, the bit about breakfast is really good, and what makes the show so enjoyable is Long’s infectious optimism. The show genuinely motivates you to want to try to make more of a positive impact in the world, or at the very least makes you want to put a little more thought about what to put in your porridge each morning. Do catch it if you can.

Kevin Eldon: Titting About
£8, The Stand Comedy Club, Times vary

You probably know the name, but if you’ve been watching any British comedy series over the last couple of decades, you’ll definitely know the face. From Fist of Fun to Nighty Night and I’m Alan Partridge to Spaced, Kevin Eldon has been a regular on our screens and also a regular visitor to the Fringe, so it’s a surprise to learn that this is the comic actor’s first ever solo show at the festival.

Introduced by his pretentious poet alter-ego Paul Hamilton, a brilliant character he’s been occasionally performing for almost 20 years, the show explores the different ideas he’s had for his show, taking in a variety of characters along the way. These include a version of Hitler from a parallel universe and a “fictional northerner”, whose breathless monologue contains a string of hilarious absurdities which go by in a flash. Eldon has also proved himself to be able to perform those rarest of things – comedy songs which are extremely funny and not at all cringeworthy. Even in the work-in-progress form I saw it, it’s an excellent show and definitely one to go and see.

Tom Allen Toughens Up!
£9, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 19:30

As the title suggests, the show is all about Allen’s attempts to get stronger, both physically and – after some disastrous first dates – emotionally. When hearing his tales of growing up in a “rough” family and school to find himself not only being gay but also having a tremendously posh accent, it’s easy to see why he’d want to toughen himself up, but you leave the show wanting him to stay just as he is. A charming storyteller, he enchants the crowd with his anecdotes, generating a real warmth between performer and audience. Tom Allen’s star has been rising for some time now and he’s currently making regular appearances on Big Brother’s Big Mouth. One to look out for.

Patrick Monahan: I Walked, I Danced, Iran
£10.50, Gilded Balloon Teviot, 21:00

Irish/Iranian Geordie Patrick Monahan has a reputation for his ability to engage with his audience, and it’s something he does really well. While his routines about fears of geese are entertaining enough, his quick-witted ad-libbed banter with the crowd is the highlight and is what takes up most of the show. Indeed, he spent so much time conversing with the patrons when I saw him that he didn’t have time for the “funked up version of the Iranian National Anthem” promised in the show’s publicity. One thing’s for sure, every performance will be very different to the last.

Alexis Dubus: A Surprisingly Tasteful Show About Nudity
£5, Downstairs at the Tron, 17:00

Fresh from last year’s show exploring the use of swear words and obscene language, this year Dubus is looking at society’s attitudes to the naked body. Prudes need not worry as the title is correct; the show is surprisingly tasteful and very insightful. He’s certainly done lots of research into the subject and the show comes across more as a lecture with jokes than a stand-up set. Still, at a fiver you can’t go wrong, and Dubus is a very likeable comic who is worth a look.

Next week: Stewart Lee, Chris Addison, Daniel Kitson and more…