Silk – great Asian food in a courtroom

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Silk – an Asian restaurant in an old courthouse

Silk Restaurant at the Courthouse Hotel, Marlborough Street, London

Just across the road from Liberty’s – just a few yards from Oxford Circus – is a rather squat stone building. Until 10 years ago it was Marlborough Street Magistrates Court, where a large number of ne’er do wells, including Johnny Rotten, Oscar Wilde and Mick Jagger faced the might of British justice.

These days it has become one of the trendiest boutique hotels in central London. And in the heart of the building – in what used to be the main courtroom, is Silk restaurant – a pan-asian eatery that brings together flavours from India, Thailand and Sri Lanka. So, keen to try something novel, I took my wife, Carol, there for dinner.

The restaurant is unusual. You certainly don’t feel that you are just around the corner to Topshop. The entire dining area is still lined with the court’s original oak panelling. Part of the joy of eating here is to work out exactly where the various participants of the old courtroom would have sat. The magistrates’ bench is now a sort of servery area. The dock – for the accused – has been left intact. We were positioned just below the bench in an area that would once have been occupied by a stenographer and the clerk of the court and the food emerges from what would once have been the magistrates’ changing room.

Once we’d dealt with the legal niceties, we perused the menu. One of the problems of Asian food in Britain is that it all tastes the same. Restaurants cook the same dishes – the kormas, the bhunas, the tandoori masalas – with the same spices – probably bought at the same wholesalers. I suppose this is in response to popular demand, but it doesn’t make for an exciting culinary experience.

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Char grilled prawns with yoghurt and mint and all the trimmings

Silk is quite different. The menu, I’m glad to say is refreshingly small. This means that the food is stunningly fresh. Starters are unusual. Carol had the Neua Prik Kiew Wan Sod Vollappa (yes, that really is the name of the dish!), which turns out to be strips of beef marinated in green curry. It is strong, it is spicy, it is soft and tastes of fish and soy and basil. We loved it.

I had a Silk Starter platter with scallops and honey glazed chicken and lamb sheekh kebab. The scallops were delightful – soft and firm with a hint of sweetness – and kebabs had a real tang. For main meal we went for the fish. Carol had masala fried cod loin with tomato coconut chilli curry and steamed rice. I went for the tiger prawns with quinoa, mango and cherry tomato salsa. Now, I’m a bit of an expert on tiger prawns and these were stunners. Firm, not overcooked –straight off the griddle and onto the plate.

The side dishes were brilliant. The sugar snap peas were seriously snappy. And the nan bread was incredibly fresh. I’d come back again just for the bread.

The food was simple and the sauces were divine. Yoghurt and mint with the lamb, mango and cherry with the prawns: there was nothing very clever or fancy, but lovely bright flavours. And the portions were reasonably sized – not tiny but not too excessive. This is not the place for a blow out meal but when we left we were pleasantly full.

With a bottle of pinot grigio and a delightful mango creme brûlée for dessert, the bill came to around £100 for two, which seemed reasonable. On the way out we stopped for a drink in the bar. The bar is based in the area that formerly housed the cells. The cell doors are still there and the cells still have the original toilets – although they are not in use – except as seats. It’s one of the most interesting and venues in central London and if you want to give a companion an unusual dining experience it’s almost unbeatable.

Gastronomic splendours of Canvey Island – good eating in Thames Estuary

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Labworth Cafe – based on the bridge of HMS Queen Mary

Canvey Island is one of those places that Londoners have heard of but never visit. An island in the Thames Estuary, it was popular as a resort – primarily for caravan holidays – between the wars. In the 70s it attained a sort of fame because blues bands such as Doctor Feelgood emerged from the area. There are some lovely houses by the sea front, but the area has always been seen as a bit common. Last week I went there, and I can tell you it is worth the trip.

The only famous restaurant there is the Labworth Cafe. This was built in the 1930s in the modernist style. It was designed by the famous engineer Ove Arup and was intended to look like the bridge of the the liner – The Queen Mary. It’s now a sort of bistro. You can buy a full English breakfast, but we ordered the grilled skate and chips and salad. And my son had roast pork belly.

Actually, it was very nice. I won’t go any further than that. After all, you don’t go to Canvey Island for cordon bleu cookery. It’s the sort of place where almost every house has a St Georges flag – largely because of the football – and where Asian women in saris go paddling in the sea. It’s not upmarket, but it’s not completely chavvy.

My skate was well cooked – a little more than I’d like. The chips were obviously out of a packet and salad was fresh and well dressed. My son’s pork was very soft and tasty and his roast vegetables weren’t overdone. It was simple food and cost us about £12 each – including soft drinks for my son and a beer for myself. It was very good seaside fare.

And if you’re feeling in the mood for a snack in the afternoon, can I recommend The Welcome Cafe – a snackbar on the seafront. Tea is made in a pot and the locals buy cooked chopped up sausages to feed their dogs. The only thing I didn’t like was the mugs. These all carried headlines from the Sun newspaper. Mine had the delightful headline: ‘Elton takes David up the aisle’. Canvey is a lovely place to visit, but it’s not exactly a centre of high culture.

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Mugs of tea at Canvey

My son attacking a plate of pulled pork

My son attacking a plate of pulled pork

Wong Kei – the most famous Chinese restaurant in London!

Wongkei restaurant in Wardour Street Soho

My friend Roy at the Wongkei, which has been frequenting since 1979

I was having a chat with my friend Roy, when I mentioned that I’d never actually been to Wong Kei Chinese restaurant. He was astounded. After all, Wong Kei is hugely famous. It serves incredibly cheap food, but has a reputation for having rude waiters and for not accepting any kind of credit cards – cash only! It is in the lower end of Wardour Street, in the heart of London’s China Town and seems to have existed forever.

It has entered London folklore. Many people will tell stories of having arguments with the waiters there. And I remember at one poetry performance, a woman reading a poem about the drunks who used to come to Wong Kei late at night.

Because it is such an institution, I suggested that Roy and I should go there for lunch. Roy is a regular at the restaurant – he first visited in 1979 – and he says it has hardly changed in all that time. When we visited it was mid-day and at that time of day the restaurant seems to operate as a sort of cheap canteen for the local Chinese community.

It is absolutely basic in its décor. Lines of Formica tables, sturdy restaurant chairs, no table cloths and a pot of chilli sauce on every table. As soon as we arrived someone brought a pot of tea – which is free.

Roy admits to being a creature of habit and generally has beef with fried noodles. I had roast duck with soup noodles, which is my favourite Chinese lunch.

The food arrived fairly promptly and it was very pleasant. I felt that the duck was slightly overcooked and I’ve had better noodles- these lacked the sort of bite that I enjoy. The broth was rich and tasty and there was plenty of chilli sauce to spice things up.

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Wong Kei at lunchtime – serving seriously cheap Chinese food

Likewise Roy’s beef was perfectly nice. I found it a bit blander than I’m used to.. Again the noodles weren’t as crisply as I’d have liked. But the point of the restaurant comes when you ask for the bill. The price for two meals was £10.50. In the West End of London, it’s probably the cheapest meal you can find.

It is busy, it is bustling, the waiters put food on the table and take it away. The food isn’t top class, but it is ridiculously cheap. It’s not a place for a romantic meal, but as an alternative to a lunchtime sandwich it makes a nice change.

Where do congressmen go to eat? The best steaks in Washington!

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The Capital Grille in Washington DC – a great place for upmarket steak

Washington DC is the home of Government in the USA. As a result it has a number of restaurants where the Presidential staff, the congressional staff, the senior lobbyists and all the congressmen get wined and dined – at great expense. So when I visited Washington, a friend of mine insisted on taking me to one.

When it comes to feeding congressmen, there are a couple of places that fit the bill. We tried to book the Caucus Room, but it was closed for refurbishment. So we decided to go to the Capital Grille. This is part of a chain of restaurants – but a particularly plush one. When you eventually stagger out, filled with good food and drink, you get a great view up Capitol hill to the Capitol building: the big place with the dome that you’ve seen on all the postcards.

If you are a lobbyist, trying to get a congressman to see things in your way, this is the place to go. It is all oak panelling and very plush. And yet it is also very American: there is a large head of a bison behind the bar.

The place absolutely shouts money – but in a restrained way. It is designed to look like an exclusive gentlemen’s club. The carpets are very thick, the flooring around the bar is marble. When you sit down you are given huge steak knifes which must cost around $30 each and the table napkins are of the finest linen.

As in some private members clubs, where members have their own bottles of whiskey in a locker, this one also has lockers for the private supply. But this is obviously done in a tongue-in-cheek fashion. One of the lockers had the name of Frank Sinatra (the singer who died 18 years ago) and another had a brass plate with the name Strom Thurmond. Thurmond was probably the best known Senator in Washington: he lived to 100 and served in the senate for 48 years. But as he died in 2003, his name plate was probably an in-joke for the Washington crowd.

So what do you eat? Well naturally you eat steaks – and the very finest steaks that money can buy. But as we were splashing out, I decided to start my meal with half a dozen oysters. They were lovely little things – very fresh, juicy with a choice of toppings. I dressed mine with shallots and vinegar. I thought the horseraddish, which I was offered, would have killed the taste of the oysters. My wife had asparagus dripping with butter.

Oh, the bread was very good – crispy and incredibly fresh and yielding. It was quite perfect. In fact it was so good that we asked the waitress to take it away, lest it should ruin our dinner.

So how should I describe the steaks. They were wonderful. I ordered a ribeye with porcini mushrooms and balsamic vinegar. It had that lovely crust that you get when you fry a well aged steak in butter. And the meat was wonderfully – marbled with just a tiny bit of fat. And the meat hadn’t been trimmed, so I got to eat a slice of that full, rich fat, which is probably dreadful for cholesterol levels, but which tastes so good.

We ordered two bottles of Dutton Chardonnay – at $70 a bottle. We had brought two bottles of our own red wine. Normally we’d have expected to be charged for corkage – opening the wines – but when we looked at the bill we hadn’t been charged. And for dessert, I shared a superb creme brulee with my wife.

The meal costs $550 for four, which I have to admit is the most I have ever paid for a meal. If we had had four starters and four desserts (rather than sharing them), and bought all the wine at the restaurant and a rounded off with a decent brandy, the bill could easily have been $1000.

New York Delis – the best of the best!

New York Delis – Junior’s, Katz’s, Carnegie Deli and Russ&Daughter

According to Allen Ginsberg – the famous New York poet -‘Allegories are like lettuce in reality sandwiches’. The implication is that a sandwich should have very little lettuce; the important thing is the meat.

New York sandwiches traditionally have vast quantities of meat – often far more than anyone would actually want to eat. This is particularly true of the delis – some of which are very famous.

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One of the giant corned beef sandwiches at Carnegies in New York

Possibly the most famous is Carnegie Deli near Carnegie Hall on Seventh Avenue, which specialises in corned beef sandwiches (in Britain we would call it ‘salt beef’) and pastrami. A corn beef sandwich at Carnegie is an eloquent argument against the American way of life. I visited two years ago. The corn beef sandwich costs $30 and is about the size of a small football. I split one with my wife and between us we managed to get through about half of it. They do a nice chicken and matza ball soup, but the matza ball is slightly larger than a tennis ball and has about a zillion calories. We did ask the Chinese waiter if anyone ever finished the food. He told us that such events are a rarity.

Carnegie is a New York institution. The walls are literally covered with photos of celebrities eating there. It’s a lovely place to sit and talk and to push the food, that you can’t possibly finish, around your plate.

Katz’s is another institution. It is in the Jewish area around the East Village. If you ever watched the film When Harry Met Sally, you’ll remember the scene in which Meg Ryan is sitting in a deli and fakes a very noisy orgasm. This was filmed in Katz’s and there is a banner above the seat where Meg Ryan sat.
Mercifully the portions are smaller in Katz’s than at Carnegie. The corn beef is better at Katz’s but the soup is more flavoursome at Carnegie.The thing I love about Katz is the old posters including one with the slogan ‘Buy a Salami for your boy in the army!’ I bought a T-shirt with this slogan on it.

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Juniors Deli at Broadway – nice food, good prices and manageable portions

These delis are about 80 years old. There are some great new places. After going to the theatre one night, we dropped into Juniors on Broadway. The food is reasonably priced and very good. I shared a corned beef sandwich and a cup of matza ball soup with my wife.The corn beef is manageable – not too big – and very tasty. The soup is delicious – although a bit heavy on the salt. And the chopped liver was absolutely wonderful – very creamy, deep flavours of onion and lots of mashed up egg. The burger, which my son ordered, was nicely cooked and the chips were crisp and well sized. It cost $70 for four, which I thought pretty reasonable.

More recently there has been a move towards upmarket deli food. Russ & Daughters has for many years operated a traditional Jewish delicatessen shop in the Jewish area around Houston Street. It sells salmon, bagels, dried fruit etc to take away. More recently, the firm has opened a sit-down restaurant on Orchard Street. They sell large platters of traditional Jewish deli food – and it’s all very classy. You can buy caviar and shots of vodka, as well as various types of herring. It is served by neatly dressed women in suits and – in addition to the elderly Jewish couples – there are lots of businessmen at lunchtime.

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A quiet meal at Russ and Daughters – a new upmarket deli

We ordered one of their large platters, which will serve three or four people. In our case, the platter, which cost $90, contained smoked salmon, sturgeon, smoked trout, smoked cod and wild Alaskan roe – along with bread, cream cheese, onion, tomato salad and capers. By the time we’d ordered a couple of side dishes, the bill came to around $150 for four. It’s not a bargain, but the quality is good.

If I lived in New York, I’d probably go to Russ and Daughters every few months, Juniors about once a fortnight and Katz’s about once a month. And I’d go to Carnegie if I got tired of life and decided to eat myself to death.

Grooming gifts for men – from Brisk and Johnny’s Chop Shop

Great Grooming products from Brisk and Johnny's Chop Shop

Great Grooming products from Brisk and Johnny’s Chop Shop

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat and you haven’t got a clue what to give your man for Christmas. There are some great ranges of grooming products which are ideal for the image-conscious male.

Johnny’s Chop Shop (available at Boots and online) and Brisk (available from Boots and Waitrose) both have ranges of products, which make great gifts. Both ranges are unfragranced, which means that they won’t clash with whatever aftershave your bloke normally wears.

Johnny’s Chop Shop are offering a traditional barber shop range. The Born Lucky shampoo £6 for 150g) has a shot of conditioner and leaves your hair squeaky clean without taking all the moisture out. The Soul and Balm face balm (£7.50 for 125ml) is a moisturiser, which puts life back into listless skin. There is also Wild Cat Hair Clay (£7 for 70g), which gives a very stiff hold. It’s great for men – and women – if you want to build a quiff or really make a statement with your hair.

Brisk is aimed at hipsters who enjoy spending time with their beards. They offer a beard oil (£6.99 for 50ml) and a beard shampoo (£4.99 for 150ml). The beard oil leaves an attractive sheen and helps tame even the most unruly beard.

Aldi’s superb Christmas offerings

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Champagnes and sparkling wines from Aldi

Over the last few years Aldi’s wines have been one of the great success stories of British retail. This year – in addition to the normal ranges – they have got some superb sparkling wines and Ports, which are ideal for Christmas and which will also make superb gifts.

Last week Aldi unveiled its range of wines for Autumn/Winter 2016. They are continuing with the extremely successful Exquisite Collection – a range of good quality wines for around £6 a bottle. I really enjoyed the Claire Valley Riesling (£6.99), but they are all worth drinking.

More exciting was a range of excellent sparkling wines. The Valdobbiadene Prosecco Spumante, was a classy prosecco – lots of citrus flavours and medium dry – for £7.49. If you want to create a bit of a splash at Christmas, then the Veuve Monsigny Champagne Brut at £10.99 is an absolute bargain. Lovely light grain – not too fizzy – and a refreshing slight taste of toast. The ideal thing to bring along to a party.

Another interesting sparkling wine is Asti Spumante at £4.99. This is a bit retro – a throwback to the seventies. But it’s fun. It isn’t too alcoholic (7 per cent ABV), it has lovely flavours of ripe pears and would be just the thing for younger people who currently drink cider. Stick a bottle on the table at Christmas dinner!

The collection of fortified wines is also pretty impressive. If you want to splash out Maynard’s Late Bottled Vintage Port 1992 at £19.99 has lovely flavours of chocolate and cherries and a slight hint of pepper. If you’re on a budget Maynards also do a 2012 Late Bottled Vintage Port for £9.99 – which is almost as nice.

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Great wines in lovely bottles – Aldi has some exciting ports for Christmas

Oh, and there’s a Maynard’s 40 year old tawny port for £29.99. It comes in a lovely bottle and makes a great gift. Tawny ports are made in much smaller barrels than ruby ports, so there is more oxidation. Ruby ports taste of fresh fruit, tawny ports taste of dried fruit. This one has lovely flavours of dried figs, dates, raisins. It would make a great gift and would be just the thing to serve with the mince pies.

The big burger challenge at the Hippodrome

big-burgerThere are some challenges in life you just can’t pass up. So when the Heliot Steak Restaurant – based in London’s Hippodrome – started offering a two kilogram burger – yes, that’s almost four and half pounds of meat – we felt we had to try it. So I took my family down to the Hippodrome to give it a shot.

The Hippodrome in London is a casino. So under-18’s are not allowed. It’s also quite noisy and not particularly romantic – so it’s not the place for a first date. But the Heliot Steak House – which is upstairs and overlooks the gaming tables – has got a reputation for great steaks and also does half price wine on Sundays. Like most casinos, the Hippodrome makes its money on the gaming,so the food is good value.

I took my wife with my son and daughter (aged 18 and 20). We made our way through the main casino floor and up to the galleries where the steaks were being served. We had to book in advance – because it takes an hour to prepare this massive chunk of minced-meat. We knew it would be big and when it came we weren’t disappointed. It was huge – like a large birthday cake. Madgid – the chef – told us that the beef has to be minced twice and the bun has to be specially baked because you can’t buy them commercially at that size. It came with cheese and bacon and lovely little bits of pickle. And the chips, which are hand-cut were excellent. I was very impressed by the attention to detail. It looked exactly like a normal burger – with sesame seeds on the bun – but just several sizes larger.

The burger was an absolute monster. We gawped at it for a couple of minutes and then attacked it. My daughter cut it into slices and handed them out. It was tasty and well seasoned with herbs, but even four hungry members of our family couldn’t finish more than about half of it. Truth to tell, it’s not something I’d order again. The burger costs £70 and it is more like an outsized meatloaf than a regular burger. It lacked the lovely seared crust of meat that you get on a regular burger. And frankly, the sight of all that meat is a bit off-putting.

But the Heliot is a good place to eat. We sat on leather swivel chairs watching the action below. And we spoke to the two guys on the next table, who come every week for a good steak and a good bottle of wine: a 10 ounce sirloin costs £18 and looks marvellous. We drank Spanish beer and the desserts were excellent – I had gin and tonic sorbet and my daughter had a superb millefeuille.

The Hippodrome is an interesting place to visit. There is an attractive woman cavorting in a cage downstairs and on most days there is a burlesque show. Unfortunately on the day we came, the burlesque show had been cancelled because it was the NFL (American football) final and the place was full of Americans watching the match on a big screen. But even without the risqué dancing, it’s still a good evening out.