Mary Portas: Secret Shopper. {Frost interview}

Retail guru Mary Portas, the undisputed Queen of the British aisles, moves to Channel 4 this month to present a brand new series, Mary Portas: Secret Shopper.

In Secret Shopper, Mary Portas has changed sides. Rather than helping businesses to maximise profits, she’s now championing the shopper, and battling to get Britain’s biggest chains to put customers first.

Mary believes that Britain is cowering under a cloud of poor customer service and that we’ve never had it so bad. By using the stealth weapon of secret shopping, she exposes shoddy customer service and uses the evidence to give company bosses a wake-up call. And, with the help of her covert cameras, she’s planning to start a retail revolution.

The giants may be delivering bumper profits but they won’t be smiling for long – Mary and her gang of shoppers have caught some of Britain’s biggest brands with their trousers down. Together they have unearthed shoddy shop floors and minimal service from apathetic shop staff.

Having got to grips with the problems, Mary believes she’s got the answer to this malaise. Here, she explains what she’s hoping to achieve with her new series, why customers are being sold short in Britain today, and what we can do about it.

What’s your new series all about?

It’s me actually going on the side of the consumer. In the past, my shows have involved me going in to save failing retail businesses. This time, I’m looking at it from the customers’ point of view.

I just think we’ve lost the whole culture of service in this country. I think we’ve ended up with sales teams stacking shop floors as opposed to any type of service. I think it’s criminal. We’re probably one of the worst countries in the world for customer service now. You don’t realise how bad it is until you travel.

There’s now a whole generation – certainly my kids, who are teenagers – who don’t even expect good service. They don’t even expect to be greeted now when they go into a shop.

So I’m looking at that, and how we can improve that. And in some circumstances it’s very funny – it’s so bad it’s funny.

What sort of areas will you be going into?

First of all, fast fashion, where there’s just no service anymore. I go into shops like that undercover.

Then I’m also looking at places where you’re sold at – the hard sell – so places such as furniture showrooms. I’ve seen people being sold stuff that they don’t need. So we’re looking at all types of customer service.

Now, when you go to the supermarket, it’s just beep beep, ‘Have you got a clubcard?’, and that’s it. They don’t even tell you the price – you have to look at the machine.

It’s as if we’ve lost the ability to communicate or care. I hate it. It’s something that I’ve got so upset about. And as consumers we just accept it. So I’m going to go into businesses and ask them ‘Are you genuinely putting the customer first?’. You look at the cultures of these businesses, and you realise nobody on the shop floor is being properly trained or given time, and they’re the ones who are the interface with the customer.

Is it much better abroad, then?

Certainly in America it’s superb. But they are on commission, so there is the question, ‘Are they really selling me the right thing?’

But, I went into Bed, Bath and Beyond in America just to buy a cafetiere about three weeks ago, and the guy was just talking me through every type of cafetiere possible. And I said, ‘Well actually I only want it because my friend hasn’t got a cafetiere and I’m staying here for a week.’ And he said ‘Well then, it’s the cheap version that you want.’ He just gave me really brilliant service. I just can’t remember having that in the UK.

I’d love to put that into our retail. We’re meant to be a nation of shopkeepers, it’s the number one social pastime, yet it’s hell. Genuinely, it’s not fun.

Have you met any resistance from the retailers?

Yeah, but that’s what makes good TV! They go, ‘No, we look after the customer.’ And so you show them the undercover footage.

And then they blame the sales team, and they go, ‘I trained them!’, and then you discover the training is a notice on the back of the door that says ‘smile before you go on stage’.

That’s your training? And they’re paying the minimum wage, and they’ll get someone who doesn’t speak more than five words of English.

How did you decide who to shine the spotlight on?

We wrote down a list of the ones that we disliked. Then we did a poll of lots and lots of customers, and asked what their hates were. And then we began to realise it was everything.

It wasn’t just phone shops or electrical goods. People would go into jewellers and the staff wouldn’t know about the product they were selling. It just seemed like such a big issue. We could go anywhere and look at any business and in 90% of cases they wouldn’t be putting the customer at the centre of what they do.

Is it all retail that you’re dealing with?

Yes it is, because it’s very difficult, visually, to show me dealing with phone companies in India. And I felt most strongly about it in the retail sector, because that’s where my background is.

I know there are these call centres which are just heinous. But in the last 15 years, it’s been a period of very high consumer spend, where anybody could have made money. You didn’t have to be good. So this is coming at a time when the consumer has all the cards in their hand.

Often when you get economy dips, which we’ve got, something good comes out of it. I think we’re now becoming a little bit more considered and caring about how we shop.

Were there any places you visited where you were impressed by the standard of service?

Yes. There was an incredibly sophisticated sales operation in this furniture showroom. They had it down to a fine art.

But, even then, was it actually giving what was right for the customer? The more time I spent watching them the more I realised it was all about getting the sale. So, very sophisticated, but not about the customer.

Which companies in general do you think have got it right?

There’s hope, when you look at companies such as Apple. They weren’t retailers, and came on to the high street and delivered one of the best retail experiences there is today.

They put things such as the Genius Bar in, they gave free advice to people, they trained people, all the guys were geeks who knew their products, and it’s successful. And every one that they’ve opened has been managed that way.

And I think Pret a Manger is one of the best out there. The energy when you go in there is great. Gap do it really well – the sales team have an upbeat freshness and energy about them.

And John Lewis staff are extraordinarily good. They know their stuff, they’re pleasant and they’ll go out of their way for you.

Do you think even when we’re getting cheap prices, we should still expect good customer service?

Of course. Why wouldn’t you? The profit margins are much greater than on luxury goods. You should absolutely expect decent customer service wherever you’re shopping.

How do you persuade shopkeepers to invest in their staff and in good customer service? What’s in it for them?

I genuinely believe that consumers will see that you’ve put that extra effort in, and will come back.

I also think that we’re culturally shifting towards that – we’re questioning where we spend. We’ve got a much more considered consumer, and, because of the financial crisis, they’re looking at what true value is today.

I’m speaking to retailers and saying to them, ‘Let’s start to be part of this new shift.’ And some of the big, global brands are starting to do that.

So how do you go about ensuring that customer service improves?

I think it’s a cultural change from two sides. I think it’s about the top of the business genuinely, genuinely thinking about their consumer. And I think it’s a cultural change from the shopper going, ‘Do I really need this? Have I really been looked after? Has this been honest and trustworthy?’

I was filming in a fast fashion shop, and the state of the place was unbelievable. There were clothes on the floor, there were queues of 40 or more people – it was gobsmacking. I wouldn’t do that. I think standards have got steadily worse and worse.

Why is that?

If you look at the history of retailing, in the 50s it was all independent retailers. You went to your butcher, your baker, your local fashion shop, and you had small businesses that really needed to serve.

By the 70s, chains started emerging, and the minute you get into chains, trying to keep that service culture is very difficult. You had to grow, and open up other shops across the country, which meant you had to use very cheap labour.

Also, in other countries, there’s a certain amount of pride in the job – you go in and you work hard and climb the ladder in retail. Here, a shop assistant just sees themselves as a shop assistant.

What sort of changes did you implement in the course of the series?

Well, to give you one example, I changed the whole fitting-room experience. Shoppers want to be acknowledged, smiled at, they want to be served quickly and efficiently, but the biggest complaint shoppers have is the fitting rooms. The queues, the rooms, the smell. And the staff are bored. They just stand there saying ‘only four garments… only four garments.’

I worked in a fitting room for a day during the filming, and I almost lost the will to live. The customers hate it, the staff hate it, how can it be all right? So I looked at creating a new type of fitting room. What would inspire and motivate both the staff and the consumer?

Have you always been a complainer?

Yes, I suppose I have. Ever since I trained at Harrods. Wealthy people have no problem complaining if something isn’t up to scratch, and I learned from them.

I think, sometimes, less well-off people don’t think they have the right to complain, or they don’t have the self-confidence to do so, so they just end up accepting mediocrity or poor service.

You’ve been tackling problems in retail for years now on telly. Do you ever despair about the task – that things will never improve?

I look at the restaurant industry, which has been on our TVs for 15 years now. I’ve only been at this four years. I look at what’s happened in the restaurant industry and I think there’s been a huge shift, from the Bernie Inns to actually understanding what good food is about.

That’s all changed through awareness. It’ll probably be a few more years yet. But when it’s done brilliantly, retail is one of the most exciting, fun things to do. A day at the shops can be wonderful when it’s done right.

So I refuse to let the fat cats out there make serious amounts of money and not hear the voice of the consumer.

You’ve moved from the BBC to Channel 4. What was behind the move?

I loved the BBC, absolutely, but at Channel 4, I felt that commercially I was able to flex myself a bit more, and make a bigger change in a louder way. They’re a little bit more racy. It just feels like the right sort of environment to me.

And if you are tweeting along the hashtag is #secretshopper. Please join in and get involved. You can follow Mary on Twitter @queenofshops and on Facebook – www.facebook.com/C4secretshopper

Twelve Top Tips To Cut Household Costs. {Money}

January is always the cruellest month. After the Christmas blow out, funds are short and everything is more expensive. This week is supposed to be the financially toughest with Christmas credit card bills plopping through the door and just another two weeks to go till payday. Then there are the long nights and the cold weather to add to our joys!

To help, Frost has got financial expert, Jasmine Birtles, bringing you 12 practical tips on how to manage your finances and cut down your motoring costs by spending less and making a few simple changes to your routine.

So, fight back at the seasonal and economic gloom and use these tips to make the most of your money this month and for the rest of the year.

1. Save on motoring costs. Motorists are really feeling the pinch at the moment. Swap your current car for a smaller, cheaper, more fuel-efficient version. If it has very low emissions, you will also save on insurance, car tax and some residents parking schemes. Keep the tyres pumped up at all times and try to drive at a smooth, constant speed as this reduces your fuel consumption. For more information on smarter driving tips visit www.shell.co.uk/fuelsave. Making the right fuel choice can lead to significant savings each year. Shell FuelSave Unleaded & Diesel are formulated to save you up to 1 litre per tank* at no extra cost, helping you to save fuel and money every time you fill up.

2. Get as much as you can for free. Use freebie sites (wisely – there’s a lot of rubbish to sift through!) for free samples of all kinds of things. Also, get into mystery shopping for free restaurant visits and supermarket shopping trips – make sure they are legit, though, like TNS-Global.com or JKSMysteryshopping.co.uk. Get a holiday nearly free by swapping your house with someone in another country. Try the website Homeexchange.com for an amazing selection of homes all round the world.

3. Share and swap with friends and neighbours. Get together with your friends and neighbours to save money. Have a swap shop every now and then where you and your friends swap clothes, accessories and even unwanted gifts. Also, share lawnmowers, power tools and other big-ticket items with neighbours. Bulk-buy food and household goods at the Cash and Carry and share them out with neighbours so that you all end up paying less.

4. Sign up to bargains. There are loads of voucher sites and bargain newsletters that will send money-off deals and vouchers into your inbox every week. Just be discerning about which deals you go for. Sign up for free to the Moneymagpie free weekly newsletter for exclusive deals you can’t get anywhere else [http://www.moneymagpie.com/newsletter-subscription/]

5. Use loyalty cards. If you’re going to spend money you might as well get something back for it. If you use loyalty cards like the Boots Advantage card, make sure you get the most out of them. Boots commonly has ‘mega weekends’, either online or in-store where you get 1,000 extra points (worth £10). When one hits, it’s worth collecting together everything you were planning to buy in Boots to grab the excess. With fuel prices increasing, it’s worth looking at how you can save money on fuel. Shell runs a loyalty scheme, Shell Driver’s Club – you’ll receive 50 bonus points on first registration online and additional points every time you fill up at Shell. Points can be exchanged for money off Shell fuel vouchers – 500 points gets you £2.50 of vouchers.

6. Be clever with your credit cards. If you have a nasty Christmas debt on your credit cards, switch to a 0% deal such as the 17-month offer from Barclaycard or a low lifetime balance transfer card such as MBNA’s card which offers 5.9%. Or, if you pay off your debt each month, get a card that rewards you for spending. Try Barclaycard Freedom where you can earn up to 1% ‘Reward Money’ of your purchase price at over 20,000 participating retailers. You can then redeem it at participating retailers for money off at restaurants and high street retailers. Visit barclaycardfreedom.co.uk for a full list of retailers

7. Do a budget and stick to it. It sounds boring, but a budget is your family’s weapon against the money monster. You can even do it on the back of an envelope. Just add up the money that comes in each month then take away from that all the bills you have to pay to keep the roof over your head, and body and soul together. Once you know what you’ve got left over, you just divide that amount by four and make sure you don’t spend more than that each week. That will keep you out of expensive and miserable debt.

8. Make your home pay for itself. If you’re struggling to keep up with the mortgage, bring in extra cash by renting out a spare room. You can make up to £4,250 a year tax-free by doing this. Or just rent out your driveway by putting it on Parkatmyhouse.com. You could even make megabucks by offering it as a film set. Try registering with Lavishlocations.com.

9. Save on food bills. There are loads of ways of cutting down your food bill each week. Switch one meat dish per week to a vegetarian one that is cheaper. Get tips from Lovefoodhatewaste.com on how to make the most of what you’ve got. Shop at street markets as they are generally 30% cheaper than supermarkets. Go down a brand with food in tins and jars – you won’t notice the difference with most of them.

10. Shop around to save. It goes without saying that you could save £100s on your insurance, utilities and other bills by using comparison sites before you sign-up. Also, though, use sites like Pricerunner and Kelkoo to research gadgets like washing machines, TVs and lawnmowers. You can even save on removal costs by using the website Anyvan.com where ‘man-with-van’ operations and removals firms bid for your job. Find bookkeepers, lawyers and household helpers through Peopleperhour where all kinds of professionals bid for your work

11. Buy secondhand. Now that VAT is at 20%, the best way to avoid the hike is to buy things secondhand, particularly big-ticket items like cars, furniture and electronics. Use eBay, Gumtree, your local paper and family forums such as Mumsnet to buy things secondhand. Quite often, items just a few months old can be half price.

12. Be green. Get into green living and you will definitely save money. Mend clothes and gadgets where you can rather than buying new ones. Cut down on electricity, and your carbon footprint, by avoiding the tumble dryer and hanging clothes out to dry instead, using the ‘off’ switch when you’re not using electronic equipment and keeping the lid on pans when you cook.

* Based on a minimum tank size and fill up of 50 litres. Comparison between a standard gasoline and that same standard gasoline containing our instantaneous fuel economy formula; urban cycle comparison between a standard diesel and that same standard diesel containing our instantaneous fuel economy formula. Actual savings may vary according to vehicle, driving conditions and driving style.

Manga Dreams at the Hamilton Gallery. {Art}

MANGA DREAMS

An exhibition of prints by fine art photographers Anderson & Low

www.andersonandlow.com

27 January – 5 March 2011

Hamiltons Gallery

13 Carlos Place

London

W1K 2EU, UK

Focusing on the dynamic between subject and photographer, Manga Dreams explores a visual hybrid of photography, graphics, digital painting and calligraphy with numerous layers of interpretations. Subjects tailor their look to that of manga, including extremely styled hair and elaborate costume, while performing for the camera.

Manga, stemming originally from Asia, means ‘cartoon’ and within the context of this exhibition connects street youth and visual cyberculture with contemporary art. The influence of street culture is well recognised in modern art – take Lichtenstein and Warhol for example. Manga Dreams can be seen as a continuation of this genre, drawing on an Eastern paradigm and applying it to portraiture.

Prints are for sale. Please contact Christina Richardson at Hamiltons for more information christina@hamiltonsgallery.com / 020 7499 9494

Spotted! Kate Middleton at The Ebury with bridal mags. {Celebrity}

Kate Middleton has become a regular customer at stylish Chelsea Brasserie, The Ebury, where she was recently spotted poring over a stack of magazines, which looked suspiciously like bridal ones. The restaurant is located a stone’s throw from where the procession will be leaving Buckingham Palace, so is the perfect setting for viewing the Royal nuptials.

Jonathan Hansler on Goodbye: The Afterlife of Cook & Moore. {Acting}

Tell me about GOODBYE: THE AFTERLIFE OF COOK & MOORE

Goodbye: The Afterlife of Cook & Moore started off life at the Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh, and was on Mervyn Stutters’ Pick of the Fringe. A couple of years later in 2009, it gained rave reviews at the Leicester Square Theatre.

In the original play, Dudley Moore dies and finds himself in a bar in a comedians’ limbo run by his old sparring partner Peter Cook They need to resolve their differences, and are up for judgment for blasphemy for Derek & Clive. It features a cast of eight. Peter Cook & Dudley Moore leading Peter Sellers, Tony Hancock, Leonard Rossiter, Frankie Howerd, Kenneth Williams & Charles Hawtrey (all six played by one actor, Clive)

In the movie there is a cast of 50-odd, but apart from five leads, these are mainly small cameos, and we are looking for names for a lot of these. We have a lot of people we know and can call on as does the Director, Martin Gooch, who knows the world.

Clive will play Leonard Rossiter and I will play Peter Cook. The play is much enlarged in the film and there are The Great Programmer, Angels, Demons, Mary Whitehouse, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, John Belushi, Princess Persephone, Queen of Hades and many more. Basically, Alice in Wonderland meets Bedazzled – with the tagline: “You cant escape your comedic fate.”

How did you two meet?

Clive and I met many moons ago, probably doing murder mysteries.

How do you collaborate?

Clive sits at the laptop, I make tea and pace around the room. We tend to have a good creative crossover as writers.

How did you get into acting?

Wandering round the garden at three years old dressed in a towel thinking I was Julius Caesar may have been a clue. It was all I was good at. I was crap academically.  I went to a drama school which when I was there was very good, but due to two deaths a year later closed. Maybe I should have retrained.

What advice would you give to actors who are not as established as you?

Unless you are serious about this business and would kill a relative to do it, get out. It is tough. On the lower rungs, it can be full of the biggest egotistical, untalented two-faced people. It gets a lot better as you get higher up. People are good at what they do and are generally nicer.

It is an industry that is not well policed, although generally we have a good union. If you are serious and have just murdered your uncle, network, meet people, go to festivals like Cannes, and blag it. Find a good agent, ask people about theirs, be versatile – although that may be a curse. Being excellent, and versatile at what you do, scares people off sometimes.

How do you think the industry has changed?

It’s changed because films are made so incredibly cheaply today.. Fifteen years ago, hundreds of people were queuing up to do one student film, for no money. It would cost a minimum of £250 an hour to edit a movie. Showreels were hugely costly. With the advent of technology and tiny broadcast quality cameras today, people can make a movie cheaply and quickly.. There were of course no Casting Call Pro’s or any other online services. There were just casting directors and answerphones.

If you did a show you would mail 10 x 8 photos with CV, SAE and flyer in a hard backed envelope. I did 97 fringe shows and spent 20 years before getting my first TV break via a play I blagged the auditions for (they wanted names) playing Peter Cook, so you can imagine what that cost me. Nowadays there are many ways of attracting attention via the internet.

What’s next?

Well, we want to push Cook & Moore the movie and the play, and are probably going to do a reading of the film in front of an invited audience, including mates in the film industry. I have a couple of leads in features screening soon, and am shooting a feature a mate is directing in Jan as well as another in Malta in April/May.  I am currently in Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh playing Dr Fagan, an eccentric headmaster, at the Old Red Lion with Sylvester McCoy til 29th Jan.

Thank you Jonathan.

If you are interested in investing in the film. Jonathan Hansler would love to hear from you. Get in touch via Frost.

David Beckham more likely than Leonardo DiCaprio to make us act on climate change

According to new research released to mark the launch of the Climate Week Awards, David Beckham is more likely to inspire us to save the planet than green god Leonardo DiCaprio. The Climate Week Awards will celebrate inspiring achievements by the greenest businesses, communities and people in the UK.

Climate Week commissioned Millward Brown to identify which celebrities have most influence in encouraging the public to go green. Bill Gates, Boris Johnson and David Beckham emerged as top influencers on the environment – amongst the most likely to inspire us to become greener. All figured in the top five out of a list of 20, beaten only by Al Gore and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Meanwhile, Hollywood’s most committed eco-hero, Leonardo DiCaprio, languished in 14th place.

The research found a strong correlation between familiarity and green influence, showing that celebs who are not actively ‘green’, like Beckham, still have tremendous potential to wade in on environmental issues. This also explains why, amongst female celebrities, X factor judge Cheryl Cole beat known environmentalist Gwyneth Paltrow to be the woman most likely to make people more eco-friendly.

Supported by Headline Partner, Tesco, and Supporting Partners Aviva, EDF Energy, Kelloggs and RBS, Climate Week runs from 21-27 March. Everyone will have the chance to influence the way society combats climate change by running an event for Climate Week, entering for an award or voting for their own Climate Week Hero at www.climateweek.com/awards

The full list of celebrities ranked (in order of their eco influence) is:

1. Al Gore

2. Bill Gates

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger

4. Boris Johnson

5. David Beckham

6. Ken Livingstone

7. Chris Martin

8. Cheryl Cole

9. Gwyneth Paltrow

10. Duncan Bannatyne

11. Phil Schofield

12. Robbie Williams

13. Fearne Cotton

14. Leonardo DiCaprio

15. Holly Willoughby

16. Colin Firth

17. Graham Norton

18. Sienna Miller

19. Paloma Faith

20. Gary Neville

Kevin Steele, chief executive of Climate Week, said:

“The celebrities in our survey could become award-winning climate heroes, but the survey also showed that everyone can have a big influence with the people they know. The Climate Week Awards give everyone the chance to show what they’re doing to make a difference. From young activists to innovative companies and jaw-dropping technology, these awards will recognise the best ways of combating climate change, and bring them to public attention.”

To enter the Climate Week Awards or to vote for your Climate Week Hero go to www.climateweek.com/awards

FALL IN LOVE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY WITH WWII EPIC ‘THE POSTMISTRESS’ AT THE BLOOMSBURY STREET HOTEL’S BOOK CLUB.

If romance is on your mind this Valentine’s Day wander down to the Radisson Edwardian Bloomsbury Street Hotel in Central London for a truly lovely read thanks to Penguin’s The Postmistress which is this February’s book club book of choice.

Nestled in the heart of bookish Bloomsbury, this Luxury London hotel is the perfect place for relaxing, unwinding and escaping the city stresses. With 174 stunning rooms, a sumptuous restaurant serving fine wines and seasonal dishes, and the British Museum only moments away, you are guaranteed a romantic getaway.

Within the pages of The Postmistress it is 1940, and bombs fall nightly on London.

In the thick of the chaos is young American radio reporter Frankie Bard. She huddles close to terrified strangers in underground shelters, and later broadcasts stories about survivors in rubble-strewn streets. But for her listeners, the war is far from home.

Listening to Frankie are Iris James, a Cape Cod postmistress, and Emma Fitch, a doctor’s wife. Iris hears the winds stirring and knows that soon the letters she delivers will bear messages of hope or tragedy. Emma is desperate for news of London, where her husband is working – she counts the days until his return. But one night in London the fates of all three women entwine when Frankie finds a letter – a letter she vows to deliver . . .

A story of hope and love – The Postmistress is sure to melt your heart. Curl up with a coffee in the book snug and get lost in 1940’s London. And, as always, if you love the book you get to take it home!

THE BLOOMSBURY STREET HOTEL HISTORY

Considered the hotel of choice for London’s Literati – with Sarah Waters, Dave Boling and Nick Hornby all recently spotted at the hotel.

The 174-bedroom Radisson Edwardian Bloomsbury Street, launched in January 2009 following a 25 million transformation, has dedicated an entire wall to one of Bloomsbury’s most famous exports; Virginia Woolf’s Mrs Dalloway. The striking art installation, made up of pages from the celebrated novel, dominates the hotel’s spacious reception area. The immense Folio Room boasts some of the most innovative technology in the capital whilst the hotels luxurious bar is perfect for entertaining clients around the clock.

A tranquil haven from the busy capital the spacious Radisson Edwardian Bloomsbury Street Hotel in central London includes:

* 36 Standard double rooms
* 50 Superior Twin & Queen bedrooms
* 85 Deluxe rooms with King Beds
* 3 Luxury Suites

All rooms feature sleek flat screen TVs and complimentary high-speed wireless come as standard.

Radisson Edwardian Bloomsbury Street Hotel,

9-13 Bloomsbury Street, London, WC1B 3QD

For reservations please call: +44 (0)20 7636 5601

For more information: http://www.radissonedwardian.com/bloomsburybookclub

Get Gleeful again. Top show returns. {Glee Preview}

GLEE
Mon 10 Jan, 9pm, E4

As another school year begins, the Glee kids discover that their elusive popularity still remains outside their grasp. Several things have occurred over the summer break: Finn and Rachel have been and still are dating, despite the fact he considers her “a controllist” with a huge ego; Tina has dumped Artie, and is dating fellow Asian Mike Chang; Puck got a vasectomy; Santana got a boob job; Heather spent her summer lost in the sewers; Slushees are still readily available; and the prevailing opinion among the student body is that Will’s song selections for New Directions sound like they come from “a drag queen’s iPod.”


The arrival of the boys’ new football coach, Shannon Bieste presents a problem. As funds from both Glee Club and the Cheerio’s are diverted to the revitalised team, Will and Sue form the unlikeliest of alliances as they attempt to bring down ‘The Beast’; no mean feat when she stands at 6’1, is an ex maximum security prison officer and can dead lift a Cadillac.

And the drama doesn’t end there; when Emma informs Will that she has begun dating her debonair dentist, he realises what he has thrown away and the arrival of Sunshine Corazon to the Glee Club means Rachel REALLY has to sing for her survival.

And so, as the Darwinian fight for survival begins; old rivalries are cast aside, new alliances are formed and hearts are broken all over again.