My book, The Mothers of SW19, is out on Thursday. Am I spiralling? Absolutely.
I’m having an unlucky week. My roof is leaking and it destroyed some of my books. Then I went to throw out one of those squishy toys, that are in the news after splitting opening, and harming a child. The irony, it broke and my skin’s had a horrible reaction. I hope this unlucky steak doesn’t mean anything when it comes to the launch of my precious book baby. I know, cringe, but the amount of work that goes into writing a novel. A.I. could never.
It took six weeks to write and six years to publish. It had 26 full requests when I queried it. I even had agents from New York contacting me directly. This was before the spam email wave for authors. When is that ever going to end?
On Thursday, the 27th of August, my third novel comes out into the world. It is a true labour of love and is about many themes that are close to my heart. Obsession, jealousy, revenge, cliques, motherhood, female friendship, loneliness, social media influencers, journalists… The Mothers of SW19 has it all in a famous postcode. Emma is in her thirties and in the hardest season of her life. Annabel is in her forties and the Queen B.
Synopsis.
Unassuming Emma, a blogger turned wannabe social media influencer, moves to an exclusive enclave in SW19 to get her son into the best school in the area. On the first day of school, she bumps into Annabel, a gregarious journalist who is head of the PTA.
An unfortunate misunderstanding leads to a clash, and the school gate mothers taking sides. Emma’s world has been blown apart by motherhood. As she struggles to find her new identity, she has to defend herself against Annabel and her clique. The mean girls with mortgages.
Emma learns a devastating secret about Annabel that could destroy her entire life. Will Emma play dirty to win, and what lengths will Annabel go to protect what she has?
There can only be one winner. But what will be the cost?
It’s already had amazing reviews and blurbs. Apparently the preorders are also going great guns. August has been busy. Thankfully we went to Centre Parcs at the end of July and rented a lodge for a week. It was a great week of kayaking, swimming, boating, and eating lots of great food. I have filed so much copy during August. Enjoy this piece from the Telegraph on my children telling me I should not be eating nachos, ‘at my age.’ Ouch.
I have had a lot of photographers coming into the chaos which gives me a reason to tidy. I also had a tiny piece in Good Housekeeping.
There are two weeks left of the summer holidays. The book will be going on tour from Thursday. It is a pacy and sharp satire. When a child is born, a mother is reborn. There are not enough books about mothers. The Mothers of SW19 is Motherland on crack. It’s darker and sexier. With an insufferable character that makes Amanda in Amandaland seem reasonable. I hope you catch it around. If you want a copy you can order one here: The Mothers of SW19. It’s also available on kindle unlimited, ebook and paperback.
If you have kids you know they are always snacking, and fruit is their drug of choice. I never realised I would buy so much fruit in my life. Cotton Candy grapes are making it easy to enjoy their deliciously juicy, sweet-flavoured grapes, with the launch of a new, convenient 125g snack pot.My kids absolutely love a snack pot, and these grapes were a huge hit.
Although they taste like a treat, Cotton Candy grapes are in fact a traditional grown grape variety. Their distinctive, fresh flavour isn’t created through added or artificial sugars, flavourings, or genetic modification; instead, it’s the result of traditional breeding techniques used for thousands of years. These techniques involve carefully crossing the pollen from two high-flavour grape varieties to create a completely new and unique variety, often known as the ‘offspring.’ They are unique and tasty.
Available now in Tesco, Cotton Candy grapes come in a new 125g snack pot, alongside the existing 400g punnet and 800g sharing pack, so you have even more ways to enjoy nature’s sweetest surprise.
We tried this out and loved it. Convenient and easy to use.
What it does:
Removes soft facial hair for a polished look.
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Features an LED light for precision and sonic vibration to enhance exfoliation and smoothness.
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Magnitone Go Bare! Rechargeable Mini Lady Shaver (£29.99, www.boots.com)This compact rechargeable shaver is built for easy, irritation-free hair removal on the body – legs, underarms, bikini line – and is ideal if you want a smooth summer-ready look without salon prices or bulky tools.
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Why it’s a catch: A budget-friendly alternative to disposable razors or larger epilators, especially if you like fuss-free prep before summer hits.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but my third novel, The Mothers of SW19, is out on August 27. I wrote it during lockdown, banging out 3000 words a day while pregnant, taking care of a toddler, and homeschooling my firstborn. I love this book. I hope you do too.
Obsession, jealousy, revenge, cliques, motherhood, female friendship, loneliness, social media influencers, journalists… The Mothers of SW19 has it all in a famous postcode.
Unassuming Emma, a blogger turned wannabe social media influencer, moves to an exclusive enclave in SW19 to get her son into the best school in the area. On the first day of school, she bumps into Annabel, a gregarious journalist who is head of the PTA.
An unfortunate misunderstanding leads to a clash, and the school gate mothers taking sides. Emma’s world has been blown apart by motherhood. As she struggles to find her new identity, she has to defend herself against Annabel and her clique. The mean girls with mortgages.
Emma learns a devastating secret about Annabel that could destroy her entire life. Will Emma play dirty to win, and what lengths will Annabel go to protect what she has?
There can only be one winner. But what will be the cost?
I’m going to start this piece off by saying that I am a huge fan of Proceive. I took Proceive for three months before my husband and I started trying for another baby. I was 40-years-old and didn’t think it would happen. I got pregnant immediately and our baby is now 7 months old. I obviously can’t say whether or not I would have another baby without Proceive, but I am confident it helped. I am taking the breastfeeding and omega 3 ones still and I have never felt better. My review of Proceive is that I bought it throughout my entire pregnancy with my own money. I was given the breastfeeding and omega 3 to review. I will continue to buy more when they run out. Highly recommended.
There is a growing conversation around the overwhelming world of trying to conceive. Renowned midwife and fertility expert Zita West recently argued that modern techniques like tracking apps and scheduled sex may actually be working against women, adding pressure and stress at exactly the time the body needs the opposite.
Anyone who has been through the TTC journey will know the feeling: the ovulation charts, the supplement lists, the conflicting advice, the 3am Google spirals. The irony is that one of the most consistent pieces of advice from fertility experts is to reduce stress and yet everything around you is piling it on.
Preconception care should reduce the mental load, not add to it. One supplement, once a day, does the things the NHS actually recommends.
That is the thinking behind Proceive. What many people don’t realise is that in around one in three couples experiencing unexplained infertility, improving nutrition and lifestyle can make a real difference and that applies to both partners, not just women. A female egg takes approximately 90 days to mature before ovulation, which is why the NHS recommends starting folic acid at least three months before trying to conceive. That same three-month window is when Proceive works best.
Rather than a shelf of individual supplements to research, source and remember, Proceive covers 28 essential nutrients in one daily supplement, including L-Methylfolate (the superior, better-absorbed form of folic acid), CoQ10, B vitamins, amino acids and antioxidants, all at clinically relevant levels with no fillers or binders. There are separate formulas for women and men, both designed for that critical preconception window.
So, about a year or so before I started writing this book, I had an illness which caused brain inflammation and had me hallucinating and having very vivid dreams. One night, I dreamed of these three young women’s faces—all were very beautiful, with long dark hair and alabaster skin, and two of the women were identical. The third seemed a bit more on the periphery, and there was anger in her eyes.
This dream stayed with me for a while—particularly, as I felt like these women were looking right at me. I can’t remember if they did anything in the dream, or what the context was, but I remembered their faces.
And then, much later, and after I’d started treatment for my brain illness, I was visiting a charity shop and looking through a donated photo album. I turned the page and there was a photo of these three women. It really made me freeze, because it looked exactly like them. Two identical twins and another who looked very similar, maybe a sister.
It freaked me out and I left quickly, without the photo album. Yet I couldn’t stop thinking about the women—and I felt almost haunted. When I went back to buy the photo album, it had gone. But I just knew that I needed to ‘spend more time’ with these sisters, and so I began writing.
I love books about sibling rivalry. Do you have siblings!
I do, yes, and I’m quick to say that the experiences in We Are Monsters are not based on real life! I think sibling rivalry is such a fascinating thing to write about as so many people are able to relate.
Dark academia is a popular genre and going nowhere. Why do you think it resonates so much with readers?
I think there’s a strong aesthetic appeal with dark academia—the crumbling Gothic architecture, the isolated landscapes, and the powerful institutions that are never quite as they seem. Tradition is also something that’s seeped into the plot and it can be both a good and a bad thing, which gives so many possibilities to explore. There’s also quite a melancholic atmosphere that comes with dark academia, and it’s also the perfect setting for stories about rivalry as academic competition is often at its heart. The characters are also very much contained within the landscape, often unable to leave or go anywhere else, and there’s something quite frightening about that which also makes it an ideal place to set a psychological thriller.
Dark academia settings are also very much romanticised by a lot of readers. This genre represents passion for knowledge and desire to know the truth, while also immersing yourself really deeply in one aspect of life. Intellectualism is often at the heart of these stories, along with appreciation for education and the arts, and this is something that We Are Monsters really draws on: Elara is an art student living on an isolated university campus on Bodmin moor. She’s fascinated by what art can say about the human condition and what it means to be human, particularly in situations that bring out rivalry and (deadly) competition.
What is your writing routine?
The more books I write, the more I realise I just don’t have a set routine. Each book comes to me differently, and each book is written in its own individual way. But the thing that I have in common with them all is that I do very little planning. I just start writing and see what happens, and I love it when I get lost in a story and suddenly realise that hours have passed and the words have just been flowing beautifully.
I also love to hand write a lot of my drafts as I have limited vision and I find handwriting easier than typing. Luckily, I have a Remarkable Tablet which then converts my handwriting into text, which makes rewrites and editing so much easier!
What is your favourite part of being a writer?
It’s the ideas. I love getting lost in ideas and what-if scenarios. I process a lot of my own experiences through writing, and it helps me understand who I am. There’s something so satisfying about delving into the psyches of characters and becoming immersed in a story in the process.
And the worst part?
I’m one of those writers who works on about five or six different manuscripts at a time. I write under several pen names, across several genres, and I dip in and out of different stories several times a day when it is a ‘writing day’. This can be so overwhelming at times, and I often panic about it. I also often wish I was more organised and just focused on one story at a time, as then I’d get them written so much quicker!
What would you like readers to know about you?
I am a chronically ill writer, and I think it’s important to share my ‘reality’ with readers where I can. There’s often a tendency to put writers on a pedestal and think of them as these whimsical little creatures who have fun being creative all day, but I do have to treat this as a job (and it is my income!). My physical health limits what else I can do, but writing is my one constant, and it’s honestly all I’ve ever wanted to do. But I don’t—can’t—write every day. My health dictates a lot of it. I’m often writing while in hospital, dictating into my phone when my fingers are too painful, and wishing that I was well enough to write just another chapter rather than needing to rest. But when I finish a manuscript, it’s such a proud moment.
Who are your favourite authors?
I am a massive fan of Mary Kubica, Dawn Kurtagich, C.L. Taylor, Helen Oyeyemi, Susannah Clarke, Lucy Rose, Shanora Williams, Rebecca Wait, Coco Mellors, and Nova Ren Suma. I will read any books they release!
Did you always want to be a writer?
Yes! Some of my earliest memories are of me creating stories with my parents. I come from a creative family that really encouraged my imagination, and right from the start, I wanted to be a writer. As I got older, I was told by teachers I’d need to do something more practical with a guaranteed income (one even suggested I become a carpet fitter, which was…odd), but writing remained my goal.
I was a teenager when my autonomic system failed, followed by decades of health problems, and writing was the one thing that gave me an escape. My illnesses then made me more determined to be a writer, as it was a job I could still do. I’d just need to find a way to make it into an income.
I began writing under a couple of different pen names, and I was lucky enough to get my first book deal when I was nineteen, followed by my first literary agent a little while later. Since then, I’ve spent a lot of time learning about the business-side of writing to ensure that I can keep doing what I love and making it into a full-time job.
What books have you read recently and loved?
I absolutely adored Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke and White is For Witching by Helen Oyeyemi. These are definitely top reads of 2026 for me!
Elizabeth Grant skincare is an underrated gem. I always feel like not enough people have heard of this amazing brand. The price point is reasonable, and the skincare itself really works. Two of my favourites from the brand are below.
I love a good cleansing balm and refuse to be without one. The Torricelumn Absolute Cleansing Balm gently dissolves makeup and daily impurities while replenishing essential lipids. Powered by Torricelumn™ to target five signs of ageing, alongside nourishing coconut oil, antibacterial moringa seed extract and soothing aloe vera, it leaves skin calm, comfortable and perfectly prepped for treatment products.
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I get the worst hay fever and I am always looking for solutions. It is not fun being allergic to summer. Always looking for drug-free solutions, I came across the following. Great help for my poor eyes.
Soothing & Natural Gel for Sore Hay Fever Eyes
Dry, inflamed skin around the eyes is a common side effect of hay fever. The constant tears coupled with frequent eye rubbing causes the skin around the eye to become dry, itchy and inflamed. Anti-histamine eye drops also have a drying effect on the skin around the eye, which can add to the problem.
While plenty of products help with hay fever symptoms, very little is offered to treat the skin around the eye.
Hydrosil’s Dry Eye Gel is a light natural gel that contains a plant extract of Cardiospermum.
Two UK trials and more than 12 published research trials have been carried out on cardiospermum due to its anti-inflammatory effects on skin.
The gel delivers the anti-inflammatory anti-itching benefits of the cardiospermum extract without irritating the delicate skin around the eye.
Dry Eye Gel has been tested on dry skin sufferers and is an extremely gentle and light and non-greasy formulation suitable for very sensitive, itchy, inflamed and dry skin around the eye.
For maximum effect, leave gel in the fridge and apply to eyes when cold. This product can also be worn under make -up.
Dry Eye Gel is vegan and FREE from SLS, MI, paraben and perfumes. £10.95 (15ml). Visit www.hydrosil.co.uk
Affected by hay fever? Apply some pressure. The principles of ancient Chinese acupressure have been used for centuries to help treat the symptoms of allergy, including hay fever.
hay-band, a family favourite, works by applying pressure to the acupressure point on either arm, called the LI-11 point.
Acupressure is believed to increase the flow of natural energy through the stimulation of various pressure points and in doing so, help unblock energy pathways to the nose and throat, and promote wellbeing.
The LI-11 point can be found at the end of the crease at the elbow. Once located, simply slide a hay-band into position so that the button faces inwards over the pressure point, with the bands passing either side of the elbow.
The band is fast-acting and may be worn on either arm or if symptoms are acute, one can be worn on both arms. Drug-free, natural and discreet, hay-band can also be worn as a preventative.
There is no drowsiness or other unwanted side-effects and the band is suitable for adults and children over the age of three, but not suitable for use during pregnancy.
hay-band costs £13.09 per (washable) band and is available online from hay-band.co.uk.
Stay one step ahead of your pollen-shaped foe with A.Vogel
If you’re one of the 20% of people in the UK affected by hayfever, you’ll be aware that the season is just around the corner.
An allergic reaction such as hayfever can be explained as an excessive reaction to a normally harmless substance. The immune system identifies the harmless substance, in this instance pollen, as dangerous, and produces an antibody called IgE, which triggers the production of histamine. Histamine is an inflammatory chemical that causes an array of unpleasant symptoms, including running nose and eyes, itching and burning in localised areas such as in the throat, nose and eyes, puffiness, swelling and mucus formation.
Eye problems can be the most irritating symptom of hayfever. When pollen comes into contact with your eyes, they can become inflamed, itchy and watery. This can obscure your vision and cause an enormous amount of discomfort. Pollinosan Hayfever Eye Drops combine hyaluronic acid and chamomile for quick relief of red and itchy eyes due to hayfever. Suitable for vegans and preservative-free, they can be used with contact lenses and glasses, and by children from the age of seven (after consulting an optician or healthcare professional).
£13.99 for 10ml, from local health shops nationwide and www.avogel.co.uk.
The Pollinosan range is available from health shops nationwide, and online from www.avogel.co.uk. Stay up to date with the latest pollen information in your local area by checking your 5-day pollen forecast.