SUNDAY SCENE: JULIE HOUSTON ON HER FAVOURITE SCENE FROM THE NEXT VILLAGE VICAR BOOK

I think visitors to the north of England, and especially to the industrial urbanised towns of West Yorkshire, are always surprised to find themselves in the Yorkshire Dales – Skipton, Kettlewell and Grassington – and then, within another fifty miles or so, into the glorious Lake District. Wordsworth certainly knew what he was talking about when he called Grasmere, ‘The loveliest spot that man hath ever found’ and, writing in praise of Lake Ullswater, found it to be, ‘The happiest combination of beauty and grandeur.’

I have just completed my sequel to The Village Vicar (available January 2023) and, in this sequel, (probably to be titled The Girls of Heatherly Hall and available Summer 2023) I had a glorious time writing about Eva, one of the Quinn triplets, spending a weekend at an art retreat on Lake Ullswater.

To put the scene into context, Eva, newly separated from her husband, and utterly miserable, is in the Lake District for the weekend on an art course at one of the UK’s upmarket retreats, but also there on a fact-finding mission, prior to setting up her own similar art retreat back in West Yorkshire.

Eva arrives in the pouring rain for which the Lake District is renowned and, after a sleepless night, walks in the early hours of a now fine midsummer morning, down through the grounds of the retreat to the edge of Lake Ullswater itself. She is instantly captivated by the beauty and peace of the place:

…twelve acres of gardens and woodlands, as well as over half a mile of shore around the lake, and she set off down the beautifully kept gardens to the lake side.  The stunning mountain scenery to the south softened gradually to the gently undulating hills of the north and, as she walked, breathing in the early morning scents of Oriental Poppies, Astrantia and a mass of red and yellow roses she recognised but couldn’t identify, she began to feel calmer.

Eva spends the weekend learning to throw pots with the charismatic Russian, Andrea Zaitsev and, when he suggests an evening bike ride around Ullswater, she willingly concurs.

…the bike set off through the stable yard and down towards the large open wooden gate, before turning right onto the country road and accelerating at speed. Eva felt her heart and pulse escalate in unison with the bike as the Harley Davidson roared along, the warm summer evening breeze in her face and the rumble of the V-twin engine beneath her.

Andrea powered the bike through the village of Pooley Bridge before taking the main road which clung to, and followed, the margin of Ullswater lake to their left. Once on the main road, the bike gathered momentum and Eva realised they were probably well over the speed limit, but she felt totally safe in this man’s hands, surrendering to the glorious experience of flying through the summer evening as dusk began to descend and a large Strawberry moon rose over the lake itself.

Andrea slowed down completely as he took them through the villages of Watermillock and Glenridding where tents and B and Bs announced their popularity with tourists and then, leaving the A road, continued slowly down country lanes until he pulled up at a quirky-looking pub in the village of Patterdale.

‘Where the dogs come from,’ Eva said as, with slightly shaky legs, she dismounted the bike and waited until Andrea parked correctly in front of the pub.

‘Dogs?’

‘Patterdale terriers. No idea what they look like, but I guess they must have originated from here…’

 

 

 

 

COEUR DE LION AW22 Pearl Collection

I have absolutely fallen in love with German hand-made jewellery brand COEUR DE LION. They have launched their AW22 pearl collection and it is stunning. I can’t think of a better Christmas present.

The pieces also include their Freshwater Pearl multi-way necklace which is available in gold and silver. Head to their website now for these beautiful pieces.

https://www.coeur-de-lion.org/

CCA continues its drive towards completion, and this week Red Shoes Bob, aka John Robert, brandishes his ‘Ology’certificate.

CCA is privileged to be able to offer its services to the WASHINGTON YOUTH COUNCIL who are asking people if they are willing to donate pamper products to the WEARSIDE WOMEN IN NEED this Christmas. How very thoughtful, and CCA are  enormously proud of these wonderful young people, as is Frost Magazine.

  

During the week Red Shoes Bob went off to do training on Life Support, CPR and Defibrillation, ‘That’s another ‘Ology he will have. He does love an Ology.‘ says Marion. 

 

 Monday saw Equans’ meeting and people coming and going though, sadly, it was the last session for Cultural Creatives.  They will, however, be back very soon with their fantastic workmanship and creative skills. The CCA  loves having them here and will miss them.

Now for an update from Richard, the surveyor, who is still waiting for the Archaeologist’s report for the Air Raid shelter. This is needed  before tthe shelter can be demolished but in the meanwhile the internal refurb is coming along with Marion insisting ‘Evry day is an exciting journey.’

Marion mentioned to Frost Magazine that the CCA had pleasure of the company of Mr Reay who was having his bungalow rewired by Equans. ‘We thoroughly enjoyed his company, and he told us he had enjoyed his breakfast with us, hot buttered toast and coffee. He said he might just make this his daily routine and he would be very welcome. Our aim is to please.

The CCA volunteer list is growing – the lovely lady who donated the hall table  has signed on the dotted line, ‘Welcome to our team Lesley,’ say the committee

Pauline has returned from holiday  and is busying herself recording and tagging the CCA’s assets. She explained that she has a gadget in her bag for detecting the ‘hard to locate’ serial numbers. The Committee think she bought it in Fuerteventura while on a WINE tasting cruise. Margaret of Frsot Magazine is making no comment, because she has been on a WINE tasting day out, and prefers to draw a veil. 

More hats have been delivered from Plain and Purl, so special thanks for their ongoing support.  Sister Mary is overwhelmed at their generosity.  PAT Testing all completed, Service records updated and filed.

Marion couldn’t wait to tell Frost Magazine: ‘Bob did the Vet visit, Rosco’s six monthly check up and his kennel cough (which he hates). Our beautiful boy got a clean bill of health and he was back to work at the CCA in time for the afternoon shift.’ 

Margaret put her dogs’ photo on, as Rosie thought her sister, Polly, looked so silly in her breadface, made by Margaret’s ‘him indoors’ Dick, that she should be seen by lots of people. After the photo was taken, Rosie and Polly ate the breadface, so very there. 

The weather in Columbia has, apparently,  been so bad even the flag didn’t fly, lest it be washed away, and Marion wasn’t having that. However; the centre remained snug and warm, kettle always on, hot buttered toasted teacakes available or delicious soup from 11am.

Lyn Beth and Alan

A huge thank you has gone out from the CCA again for all that Equans  do for them. The lovely Kerry popped in with a donation of pamper products, enjoyed a chinwag over a coffee, made a note of CCA’s end of the month coffee morning and took a pamper donations poster away with her to circulate within the company. ‘You just never know what is coming next.‘ Marion says. ‘It’s like writing your Christmas list, and by magic, it appears. They even ensure that the community are cared for and often bring people along to our Warm Spaces days. Earth Angels, every one of them.’

Columbia Community Association received a thank from Macmillan for  hosting the legendary coffee morning which raised £200 in support of this amazing cause. The CCA would like to ‘Share a thousand thanks with our fantastic community who gave their time, shared delicious homemade cakes and dug deep to support MacMillan Cancer. One thing for sure is we at CCA will continue to be in their corner.

Frost Magazine can assure the CCA that many are following the series on the refurbishment  and therefore the community’s activities, and their readers increasingly talk of the power of ‘Community’. Hooray, says Frost Magazine.

Information: Columbia Community Association  Columbia uk Community Forum

Memories of Brady Square

 

 

Michael Rowan puts the New Microplane® Gourmet Series Dual Grater, RRP £34.95 from hartsofstur.com through its paces and concludes that he would be grateful to find this grater in his stocking or under the Christmas tree.

‘Boys and their toys’ were the first words uttered by my wife, as I tried out the New Microplane® Gourmet series Dual Grater in our kitchen.

As I am the cook in our household, I think that I am entitled to get the best tools for the job and with Christmas fast approaching, I know that I am going to need all the help that I can get. Just to be clear  – on this occasion I am talking of the fabulous New Microplane®  Gourmet Series Dual Grater – and not my wife, who freely admits that we only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

However, the piles of ginger, garlic, nutmeg, orange and lemon currently cluttering the kitchen made her wonder what I was cooking, and I didn’t like to tell her that it was all for this review.

This dual grater combines two of the most frequently used grating sizes, the fine blade and the course blade.

I found the dual grater to be sturdy and well balanced, less important perhaps for a block of cheese but excellent for cloves of garlic.

The fine blade, ideal for zesting citrus fruits and grating ginger, nutmeg, Parmesan, and of course garlic, worked effortlessly and will be a time saving boon come Christmas Day. As will the coarse blade, that works well with chocolate, onions, and other hard vegetables.

Two blades with one handle is perfect for those times when the recipe demands some ingredient grated followed by another ingredient also to be grated. Prior to this I would be washing the grater and desperately trying to dry it so that I can reuse it for the next ingredient.

The handle fits nicely in the hand, not saying ergonomic, but somehow it feels right.

So, if my wife is reading this, think stocking filler for yours truly, although I would be quite happy to receive this as a main gift.

NEW Microplane®  Gourmet Series Dual Grater, RRP £34.95 from hartsofstur.com 

Image courtesy of Microplane®

Perfect For Christmas: Premium Mixers, Artisan Drinks

I absolutely love these mixers from Artisan Drinks. Perfect alone or with alcohol, you can’t go wrong with them.
Complement and add an exciting dimension to your favourite non-alcoholic spirit with five delicious Artisan Drinks premium mixers. 

The Artisan Drinks Company use only the finest 100% natural ingredients and unique flavour combinations to elevate alcoholic and non-alcoholic spirits to the next level when mixed together. Artisan Drinks start with the spirit in mind, carefully crafting the range to ensure they partner beautifully. 

 
1)  AMALFI LIME TONIC
 
Amalfi Lime Tonic was inspired by the fresh flavours of the Amalfi Coast with zesty lime, peppery rosemary, lemon verbena and a fruity finale of fragrant bergamot.
 

 
Artisan Drinks Amalfi Lime Tonic – 8 x 200ml RRP: £8  |  24 x 200ml RRP: £24.  All Available From: Artisan Drinks and Amazon
 
2)  FIERY GINGER BEER
 
Fiery Ginger Beer combines a classic, cloudy Ginger Beer with a hint of chilli. The combination of African ginger & chilli added to pure water and cane sugar makes the Fiery Ginger Beer.
 

 
Artisan Drinks Fiery Ginger Beer – 8 x 200ml RRP: £8  |  24 x 200ml RRP: £24.  All Available From: Artisan Drinks and Amazon
 
3)  BARREL SMOKED COLA
 
Artisan Drinks have elevated the flavour by creating barrique barrel aged smokey top notes to complement the cola nut bitterness. The Barrel Smoked Cola is a southern classic that makes an exciting addition to your premium bourbon, whisky or rum.
 
Artisan Drinks Barrel Smoked Cola – 8 x 200ml RRP: £8  |  24 x 200ml RRP: £24.  All Available From: Artisan Drinks and Amazon
 
 
4)  SKINNY LONDON TONIC
 
This low calorie tonic is a blend of aromatic botanicals with orange & lemon essences, combined with a lower amount of fruit sugar to balance the quinine’s crispness with a rounded aftertaste and dry finish. With only 17 kcals per 100ml, the crisp, clean aftertaste brings out the flavour in your favourite non-alcoholic gin.
 

Artisan Drinks Skinny London Tonic – 8 x 200ml RRP: £8  |  24 x 200ml RRP: £24.  All Available From: Artisan Drinks and Amazon
 
 
 
 5)  CLASSIC LONDON TONIC
 
This tonic combines complex natural citrus flavours with subtle botanical notes to create the perfect canvas for drier, premium gins.This classic tonic recipe is made with a natural blend of three citrus flavours to enhance and complement the botanicals in gin. 
 

Artisan Drinks Classic London Tonic – 8 x 200ml RRP: £8  |  24 x 200ml RRP: £24.  All Available From: Artisan Drinks and Amazon
ARTISAN DRINKS : Steve Cooper, Alan Walsh and Mikey Enright – the drinks entrepreneur, the artist and the award-winning bar owner in Sydney brought their skills together to set up The Artisan Drinks Company, a vibrant and exciting range of premium drinks mixers. 
 
ART ON THE INSIDE : Mikey Enright has developed each Artisan recipe using only the finest 100% natural ingredients and unique flavour combinations to elevate craft spirits to the next level when mixed together. Artisan Drinks start with the spirit in mind, carefully crafting the range to ensure they partner beautifully.
 
ART ON THE OUTSIDE : The Artisan labels feature the iconic images of internationally acclaimed artist Alan Walsh, renowned for his images of glamorous females and quirky gentlemen. Alan, whose gallery is in Monaco,is inspired by artists such as Andy Warhol and David Hockney and has carved his own unique niche with one leg grounded in Art Deco and the other in Pop Art. The ten characters Alan has created have their own backstory and something in common with the flavour they represent. 

Michael Rowan is already making plans for Christmas, and he is hoping that Chimney Fire Coffee and Wry English Vodka espresso martini will be in his Christmas stocking, come the big day.

I make no secret of the fact that I am somewhat partial to an occasional Espresso Martini (although friends may think that ‘occasional’ is a secret well kept.)

I have even been known on several occasions, to select the Espresso Martini as my third course rather than pudding, and no Christmas is complete, without the obligatory cocktail, and Espresso Martini seems a great way to top off the big day festivities.

However, as chief cook and bottlewasher, the making of cocktails seems just one job too many for Christmas Day, especially when there are several other requests for cocktails from the rest of the family. At the end of the day the last thing I want to do is to start making half a dozen cocktails.

But this year will be different, as I have just discovered a pre -mixed Espresso Martini, a combination of Chimney Fire Coffee and Wry English Vodka priced at £24.00

Espresso Martini Cold Brew Cocktail, made in collaboration between artisanal Surrey Hills producers Chimney Fire Coffee and WRY Vodka, by Silent Pool Distillers.

We are told to expect rich aromas of chocolate, biscuit, and blackberry from ethical and responsibly sourced coffee roasters Chimney Fire Coffee’s single-origin Peru Classic Espresso – which seamlessly intertwines with the malty flapjack notes from WRY Vodka – finished with notes of caramel and I certainly got the chocolate, biscuit and blackberry, but perhaps I am less familiar with malty flapjack.

Regardless this is the best pre-made Cocktail that I have tasted to date. It can’t compete with a cocktail honed to personal taste, but it is exactly like a cocktail that one might enjoy in a restaurant. It was beautifully smooth and the coffee and vodka perfectly balanced.

To serve, shake 100ml of Espresso Martini Cold Brew Cocktail with ice and strain into a martini glass. Shake well to achieve that creamy top but it makes no difference to the taste.

So, this Christmas imagine the chef sipping his Espresso Martini mere seconds after the thought occurs. Bliss.

CHIMNEY FIRE COFFEE X WRY VODKA ESPRESSO MARTINI – £24

https://silentpooldistillers.com/wry-vodka-x-chimney-fire-coffee-espresso-martini/

Joffe Books is offering a simply great Book of the Week, and lots more besides…

Married to a Stranger by Patricia MacDonald for the great price of £0.99/$0.99

Did she marry a murderer? Emma is living the dream: about to get married, loving her job and a baby on the way. But she has no idea that her dream is about to turn into her worst nightmare and soon she’ll be fighting for her life. . .

Are you ready to stay up all night wondering . . . is the man she loves trying to kill her?  Frost Magazine thinks you should… It will be worth it. And so say many others.

‘Patricia MacDonald is now on my list of favorite authors.’ Tess Gerritsen, New York Times bestseller

A jewel of a story — brilliant, polished, and exquisitely suspenseful.’ Robert B. Parker

Superb . . . A thriller that stirs the emotions as well as excites the senses.’ San Diego Union-Tribune

*Please note that launch prices are available for a limited time only. Please check all price offers are live and available in your location before purchasing.

  

The Coffin Cove Mysteries by Jackie Elliott £0.99/$0.99

More great value. 3 unputdownable whodunnits in one box set. How can you let it slip through your fingers?

If Quirky Crime is your ‘bag’, you must read:

A False Step by Veronic Heley  £0.99/$0.00

Amateur sleuth Bea Abbot and her team are looking into the apparent suicide of a famous drag artist. Beside the body is a note saying, ‘Sorry’ and a pair of red shoes. But what does it mean when the shoes don’t fit the victim?  Leave it to Bea…

Orphans of War By Sylvia Broady   £0.99/$0.99

A heartbreaking and emotional saga set in the north east during the 2nd WW

A heartbreaking story fascinatingly told by a talented writer.’

— Bestselling author Freda Lightfoot

Joffe Books has acquired the gripping new psychological suspense by Max Manning, The Killer in Me, plus one more. The Killer in Me will publish in eBook and paperback in winter 2022.

Max Manning is a former national newspaper journalist. He started his career as a crime reporter on local newspapers in Essex, England, covering police investigations and murder trials. He later went on to work for several national newspapers in London. He is the bestselling author of psychological thrillers Now You See and Don’t Look Now.

In The Killer in Me, Liv Miller is still grieving the death of her sister, killed in a hit-and-run. The driver confessed and was convicted, but he’s going to be released from prison any day now. Soon he’ll walk free while her sister is dead. Liv is struggling with that knowledge when suddenly her world turns upside down. She volunteers to take part in a study of the brains of violent criminals, as a ‘control’ sample of a ‘normal’ brain. That’s when she learns she has all the classic abnormalities of a high-level psychopath. Suddenly Liv’s head is crowded with possibilities. Dark thoughts. Twisted opportunities. Maybe it’s time to embrace her secret self. Maybe finding out she’s a psychopath is the push she needs to exact revenge . . .

“I know readers won’t be able to put it down till the stunning conclusion”
— Emma Grundy Haigh

Max Manning says: “I am thrilled to be working with Emma and the rest of the talented team at Joffe Books. I am already a big fan of many of their highly successful authors and delighted to have found the perfect home for The Killer in Me.

Emma Grundy Haigh says: “I’m thrilled to be publishing Max Manning’s chilling new thriller. The Killer in Me is an unputdownable foray into a world of loss, grief and simmering fury that explores the simple question: what would you do if it turned out you had the mind of a psychopath? I needed to find out and I know readers won’t be able to put it down till the stunning conclusion either.”

Hannah Todd says: “I am so delighted to unite Max and Emma for the publishing of these amazing new thrillers. Emma’s enthusiasm for these books, her publishing acumen and marketing insight, paired with Max’s fantastic pacey writing and plots means it’s truly a dream team!”

A DARK AND TWISTY NEW PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER.  out on 6th December 2022 £0.99/$0.99

Liv’s grieving the loss of her sister, and knowing her killer is about to be released from prison isn’t helping. Then she finds out her brain has all the classic abnormalities of a high-level psychopath.

Maybe finding out she’s a psychopath is the push she needs to exact revenge.

These great books are only a sample of the new books on offer at Joffe Books. Off you go to:

Joffe Books to find  out more.

Top Christmas Ideas

 Chococo Milk & Dark Christmas Trees filled with chocolate presents

chocolate, Christmas tree

NEW Chococo Milk & Dark Christmas Trees filled with chocolate presents (£19.50/200g each) – Stylish faceted chocolate trees, each with four delicious chocolate gems hiding inside. Perfect for the family to share with chocolate to suit everyone! Each is hand-decorated with speckles of cocoa butter ‘snow’.  Each is wrapped in tissue inside a recyclable kraft cardboard box.

47% Colombia origin Milk Chocolate Tree – this rich yet creamy, low sugar milk chocolate tree has award-winning Gingerbread Caramels and Milk Orange gems inside. Make a difference this Christmas with our Milk Chocolate Christmas Tree. Every Milk Chocolate Christmas Tree purchased = 1 tree planted with the charity Just One  Tree. https://www.chococo.co.uk/charity-milk-chocolate-tree.html

72% Ecuador origin Dark Chocolate Tree – this dark chocolate tree with smooth mellow cocoa notes has  spiced Speculaas Caramels and tangy Dark Orange gems inside. Make a difference this Christmas with our Dark Chocolate Christmas Tree. Every Dark Chocolate Christmas Tree purchased = 1 tree planted with the charity Just One  Tree.  https://www.chococo.co.uk/charity-dark-chocolate-christmas-tree.html

Background: 

Multi award-winning, Dorset-based, independent, chocolatier Chococo celebrates its 20th birthday with this contemporary range of Christmas chocolates to delight family and friends this year. The range is handcrafted in Dorset by a principled bunch of chocolate lovers, led by founders Claire and Andy Burnet, all passionate about creating truly delicious chocolates which both taste good and do good.

NEW for this year are exciting flavours in Chococo’s Festive Boxes, a new range of chocolate Santas, new chocolate baubles and new chocolate Christmas trees. Also included are gifts to share, chocolate biscuit cakes and its ever-popular chocolate salami. Importantly, all the items come in 100% plastic-free packaging. Chococo cares about the impact of its packaging on the environment and always has done – 100% of their packaging, including their mail order boxes, is plastic-free and is either recyclable, compostable or reusable.

All Chococo’s chocolate is sustainably sourced, from its Cocoa Horizons verified chocolate made with 100% sustainably sourced cocoa, to Direct & Raisetrade chocolate produced in country of origin for Chococo by their partners Martinetti Cocoa in Ecuador, Luker Chocolate in Colombia and Chocolaterie Robert in Madagascar.

Paxton & Whitfield – the UK’s oldest cheesemonger

Paxton & Whitfield, the UK’s oldest cheesemonger has the best cheese you can eat. There are a lot of wonderful Christmas gifts available this year from them.
 
 
  1. Christmas Cheese Selection – a selection of cheese perfect for the festive table including the NEW and EXCLUSIVE Cullum 
  2. Hampers & Gift Packs – a superb range of NEW gift packs and hampers  
  3. Cheese Accompaniments & Cheese Homewares – everything you could possibly want for your cheese serving needs 
  4. Cheese Club – Paxton & Whitfield’s original cheese club along with a NEW three month subscription 
  5. Cheese Advent Calendar – Paxton’s NEW & IMPROVED cheese advent calendar for 2022 

Maggie O’Farrell’s new children’s picture book, THE BOY WHO LOST HIS SPARK for the children in your life. 

Beautifully brought to life by illustrator Daniela Jaglenka Terrazzini, the story follows Jem as he struggles to find a sense of belonging after his family’s recent move from the city to the countryside. When mischief and chaos ensue wherever he goes, his sister believes it to be the work of the “nouka” – can these mythical creatures help Jem find comfort in his new home?

Maggie O’Farrell’s second book for children, beautifully brought to life by Daniela Terrazzini, explores how we deal with pain, loneliness and tough emotions when we face changes and challenges – whatever our age.

 

The story is set in the lush green hilly countryside, which are modelled on Arthur’s Seat, the iconic landmark in Edinburgh, where Maggie lives.

 

When Jem and his family first move to a small town, he struggles with his new life. The unhappier he grows, the stranger things become … mischief and chaos seems to bloom everywhere. His sister Verity is sure it is the work of a “nouka”, an ancient creature that lives deep down inside the hill; a creature forged from the sparks of a long-extinct volcano. Jem is adamant – there is no such thing.

 

But it is through the magic and mayhem of this small mystical creature that Jem finally finds a sense of belonging, a sense of home. He, once more, discovers a spark of magic. A beautiful and atmospheric long-form picture book set against a dramatic backdrop of an ancient hillside and the mysterious mood-affecting creature that lives within.