Smirnoff: the newest – and fruitiest – cider on the block

smirnoff cider barbecue drink

Smirnoff Cider – ideal drink for barbecues

 

If you’re looking for something to drink when you next have a barbecue, this might be just the thing!

Smirnoff (the famous vodka company) is now producing a great range of ciders. The latest is flavoured with mandarin and pink grapefruit, with a dash of vodka. Smirnoff also has Passionfruit and lime flavoured cider and a rather unusual Raspberry and Pomegranate.

They’re not exactly subtle, but they’re cool and sweet and my kids – straight back from university – loved them. My favourite was the Mandarin and Pink Grapefruit, which had a lovely sharpness and a really fresh fruit flavour. My son went for the passionfruit and lime, which absolutely burst with scents of tropical fruit.

Perhaps not the sort of thing to have with steak or even chops, but they’d go down well with burgers and ketchup or with those oriental chicken wings in sweet chilli sauce that everyone seems to serve, or with pizzas for that matter. And they’re not expensive – the big supermarkets sell them for around £2.19 for a 500ml bottle.

This Modern Love by Will Darbyshire Book Review

This Modern Love by Will Darbyshire Book Review

There are a few things which are unique about This Modern Love. Firstly, it was crowdsourced. Secondly, the idea: people sharing their personal stories of love and loss. It is full of letters, stories and photographs all put together by YouTuber Will Darbyshire. The submissions are deeply personal. They are sometimes beautiful and other times heartbreaking. A glimpse into other people’s love lives that we would never usually get to see. A unique book that is definitely worth a read.

 

This Modern Love is a unique crowdsourced book of letters, stories, and photographs about the state of modern romance by YouTuber Will Darbyshire. 

‘Question 1. What would you say to your ex, without judgement?’

Seeking closure after a tough break-up, Will Darbyshire was driven to strike up an intimate conversation with his online audience. Posting a series of questions via his YouTube, Twitter and Instagram channels, Will asked his followers to share their innermost thoughts about their relationship experiences, in the form of hand-written letters, poems, photographs, and emails.

After 6 months and over 15,000 heartfelt submissions later, from over 100 countries, This Modern Love collects these letters together to form a compendium of 21st century love, structured into the beginning, middle and end of a relationship.

Tender, funny and cathartic, This Modern Love is a compelling portrait of individual desires, resentments and fears that reminds us that, whether we’re in or out of love, we’re not alone.

 

This Modern Love is available here.

 

Review: Sweet Bird of Youth, Chichester Festival Theatre

Sweet Bird of Youth

Chichester Festival Theatre

Until 24 June

Box Office: 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk

Photo credit: Johan Persson

With the run-up to General Election a veritable carnival of hypocrisy, self-interest, arrogance and rampaging egos, the day after the event itself wasn’t the ideal time to digest more of the same. Alas, in Tennessee Williams’s 1959 play there is little relief from such monstrous conduct.

Fearing derision and rejection after the premiere of her latest film, aging Hollywood movie star Alexandra Del Largo (Marcia Gay Harden) has bolted and is holed up in a hotel in St Cloud on the Gulf Coast of Mexico with Chance Wayne (Brian J. Smith), a gigolo and wannabe actor who skipped the town a few years previously. While the actress hides behind an alias and dulls her demons with alcohol, narcotics and sex, Chance is determined to be reunited with Heavenly, his teenage sweetheart. Unaware that before leaving St Cloud he infected his girl with a STD that necessitated a hysterectomy, he has no idea that Heavenly’s father and brother are resolute: should Chance ever show his face in the neighbourhood again he will pay for his crime.

The first act, almost entirely a two-hander set in a hotel bedroom, offers superb performances from Harden and Smith. Convincing and compelling, on the Festival Theatre’s thrust stage, however, some of the intensity and intimacy is lost.

Elsewhere the performances are strong, especially Richard Cordery as Boss Finley, a bully with double standards and an unshakable belief in the American Dream. Victoria Berwick as Heavenly Finley is also excellent. Vulnerable, compliant but filled with a rage, when she sobs silent, despairing tears, her grief and anger is sorely palpable.

Easy on the eye, Anthony Ward’s set is stunning; clever, evocative and stylish, it is also beautifully complemented by Mark Henderson’s lighting.

The ruthless marching of time is one of the play’s key themes. In Jonathan Kent’s undeniably ‘classy bird’ there remains a niggling sense that the pace needs to be stepped up.

Mind Over Sugar

Dementia affects more than 850,000 people in the UK and it is set to rise to over 1 million by 2025!*

However, not many people know that there is a strong link between sugar and Alzheimer’s. Almost 70% of people with type 2 diabetes are now known to develop Alzheimer’s, compared with only 10% of people without diabetes! 

Dr Marilyn Glenville, the UK’s leading Nutritionist explains this phenomenon in her latest book Natural Solutions for Dementia and Alzheimer’s“The high levels of insulin block a group of enzymes that would normally break down the beta-amyloid proteins responsible for the brain plaques in Alzheimer’s. Although high levels of insulincan have this effect, confusingly the brain also needs insulin for its cells to flourish and survive. Your brain has its own supply of insulin – if this supply is hampered in any way, and levels of insulin in the brain fall, brain degeneration is the result. So, as with most things in Nature, we don’t want too much or too little of something – it’s all about homeostasis; that is, balance.”

Naughty clumps

Dr Glenville explains, “It’s thought that changes in insulin function in the brain are the cause of beta-amyloid (a protein fragment) plaque build-up. Beta-amyloid itself is not a problem. In fact, it has a vital role to play in transporting cholesterol, protecting against oxidative stress, and aiding immune function. Problems occur only when the beta- amyloid proteins start to form clumps.”

Can sugar affect your memory?

As well as helping you to regulate your blood sugar, insulin regulates neurotransmitters, brain chemicals that aid learning and memory. If you become insulin resistant, not only will your body struggle to control its blood sugar, but your neurotransmitters will be unable to function as normal, with fallout for your brain function. Dr Glenville adds, “Studies showing the effects of insulin resistance on the brain support the importance of reducing sugar in your diet and show that just having higher levels of sugar (glucose) from eating too much sugary food is a risk factor for dementia even if you don’t have diabetes.”

In fact sugar’s impact on the brain goes beyond the effects of insulin. Dr Glenville says, “Being on the blood-sugar roller coaster also increases levels of the stress hormone cortisol, and this, over time, increases inflammation in the brain, speeding up the deterioration of brain and memory function.”

To keep your brain healthy and young for as long as possible we’ve asked Dr Glenville to share with us her 12 step program to quit sugar:

Spring clean your cupboards. Clear out temptation. Biscuits, chocolates and sweets are all for the local food bank. And remember that you’ll find sugar in savoury foods, too – pasta sauces, soups, ketchup, breakfast cereals and many more are all culprits. If you have a sweet tooth, the hidden sugars in savoury foods will be easiest to give up first. Replace them with your own homemade salad dressings, pasta sauces, soups, granola and so on. Grit your teeth and be ruthless with those cupboard stocks.

Stop adding sugar to drinks and food. You may be doing this on autopilot, the way some people salt their food before tasting it. If you still take sugar in tea or coffee, for example, wean yourself off it half a teaspoon at a time. If you sprinkle sugar on your pancakes or cereal in the morning, try a handful of fresh berries instead. Your taste buds will adapt surprisingly quickly.

Read the labels as you shop. Every 4g of sugar per ‘serving size’ is 1 teaspoon of sugar. The NHS says that added sugar can comprise up to 5 per cent of your daily calorie intake – that’s 30g (7 teaspoons) a day. The World Health Organisation (WHO) wants to limit added sugar (including honey) to just 6 teaspoons a day. I say to keep it as low as possible – no added sugar should be the ideal 80 per cent of the time, and then the other 20 per cent on special treats at special times won’t matter.

Use your scales. It’s important to know what the manufacturer’s assumed serving size is compared with what you would serve yourself. For example, a 30g serving of cereal may be much smaller than you would typically eat – but if it already contains 11g sugar, how much would your own bowl contain?

Don’t skip breakfast. Skipping breakfast makes you far more likely to reach for a coffee and a cake at 11am because your blood sugar will have plummeted. You may feel moody, irritable, tense and not able to concentrate. Always eat breakfast and make it a mixture of protein and carbohydrate – avoiding sugar-laden breakfast cereals at all times!

Try a bowl of porridge sprinkled with ground nuts and seeds. The porridge oats give sustained energy and the nuts and seeds add protein to help further lower the GI.

Or, have an egg on wholemeal or rye toast with grilled tomatoes. This very low-GI breakfast provides a good amount of protein from the egg whites, omega 3 fats in the yolks, and good-quality complex, unrefined carbs from the bread – all in all a power-breakfast of energy that will sustain you until your healthy mid- morning snack.

Eat little and often. So, you get to 3pm and you feel sluggish and tired and every part of your body is screaming to have something sweet to keep you going until teatime. Think about how you’ve eaten over the course of the day – did you have breakfast? Did you allow yourself a handful of nuts mid-morning? Did you eat lunch? Eating little and often is the best way to avoid blood sugar dips that lead to cravings – usually for sweet things.

Avoid extreme diets … at least while you are trying to adapt to a no-sugar regime. This is because fasting will make it harder to avoid blood sugar dips and the cravings that come with them. Once you’ve cut sugar from your diet as much as you can, you’ll even find that you may lose weight naturally, which will remove the need for dieting altogether.

Watch out for caffeine. This stimulant and can trigger a roller coaster of stress hormones that feel a bit like sugar highs and lows. Even though it may feel like an appetite suppressant, in the end caffeine will boost your appetite and trigger sugar cravings. It’s all about removing the temptation to reach for the biscuits.

Say no to alcohol. Alcohol has an effect on your blood sugar, so look for drinks with lower sugar content. Spirits do not contain sugar, but their mixers usually do. White wine is more sugary than red, but on the other hand a white wine spritzer (made with sparkling mineral water) will be better for you than a full glass of red wine.

Add protein to starchy carbohydrates. If you eating starchy carbohydrates (pasta, rice, potatoes, bread) particularly if they refined remember that they are broken down into sugar – but protein (fish, eggs, cheese, nuts, seeds and so on) slows down the rate at which your stomach empties the food into the next part of the digestive tract and so it slows down the emptying of the carbohydrate, too. Add ground nuts and seeds to porridge for vegetable protein, or an omelette (animal protein) with brown rice.

Be kind to yourself. Live by the 80/20 rule: as long as you are eating healthily and avoiding sugar 80 per cent of the time you can have that occasional piece of cake without beating yourself up about it. This will also make it less likely you’ll obsess about sugar – and fall off the wagon altogether. You’re ‘allowed’ to have sugar 20 per cent of the time, so what’s the big deal?

Be smart about alternatives. Beware ‘natural’ sweeteners – some may be no better for you than sugar itself. The following, though, are all worth trying: maple syrup, barley malt syrup, brown rice syrup and coconut sugar.

*https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/info/20027/news_and_media/541/facts_for_the_media

 

 

Kiss Me: Theatre Review by Paul Vates

 

 

Trafalgar Studios 2, London

 

“It always brings a smile to my face when I hear Bix Beiderbecke”

 

 

It always brings a smile to my face when I hear Bix Beiderbecke. His music is playing as we enter the studio, so I know the setting is either between the wars or we’re in a comedy thriller in 1980s Yorkshire.

 

It happens to be the former as we are confronted by a single bed, placed centre-stage atop a bright orange carpet. The mirrored walls at the back turn this claustrophobic space almost into a theatre-in-the-round scenario. The characters have nowhere to hide, their emotions naked for all to see.

 

This is a play primarily about sex. Our need for it, our hopes and fears about it, our concern that it is simply a physical act that somehow gets intertwined with the psychological and knowing the fine line leading to love is never far away. It has transferred from Hampstead Downstairs and is the latest penned by Richard Bean: Made In Dagenham, Great Britain and One Man, Two Guvnors being his biggest three successes.

 

[Claire Lams and Ben Lloyd-Hughes

image courtesy of Robert Day]

 

Around Georgia Lowe’s simple and efficiently designed bedroom of 1929, the audience watch like voyeurs in a seedy Soho club as the widowed Stephanie demands sex from the young stud Dennis. She is lonely and, although seeking companionship and love, wants a child so desperately that she is willing to join the long list of women hoping that a one-off sexual encounter with an unknown man will do the trick.

 

Stephanie is played by Claire Lams, fragile and scared, full of hope for the future and seeking a means to leave the darkness and sadness of the war just gone. Worried that she is over thirty and this is her final chance to have a child, she is willing to face the single-mother stigma because her heart yearns so.

 

Ben Lloyd-Hughes’ Dennis is cocky and matter-of-fact. It’s like a job for him. His mission, to impregnate as many women as is required. He is good at it too, revealing an implausibly high success rate.

 

Director Anna Ledwich doesn’t have much to go on with this static two-hander. Moving the couple smoothly around a small space is the task at hand here and she succeeds in dragging every nuance from the script, every look, every doubt.

 

This is quite a funny play but it is somehow unsatisfying. Lloyd-Hughes appears a tad cautious and uncomfortable. It felt like a long seventy minutes, too. There is little action and the jokes aren’t often or good enough to drive the characters to their inevitable climax. Kiss Me is not a comedy, yet I felt the drama was under-developed. It finishes prematurely without really succeeding in delving into some of the weighty issues it raises.

 

There is much to like about the two disparate characters and Lams carries the punchlines to perfection, but I found the play not funny or tragic enough to sustain the frustrations on show. More of an over-long sketch than a short play, almost like playwright Bean is just going through the motions rather than seducing me with the passion of his convictions.

 

[Ben Lloyd-Hughes and Claire Lams

image courtesy of Robert Day]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Running Time: 70 minutes (no interval)

 

Running until Saturday 8th July

 

Performances: Monday – Saturday at 7.45pm

3pm Matinees on Thursday and Saturday

 

Tickets: Trafalgar Studios Box Office and www.atgtickets.com

0844 871 7632

 

Twitter: @TrafStudios, #KissMe

 

Production photographs © Robert Day

 

Held – Theatre Review by Michael Rowan

 

Michael Rowan does time at a new play ‘Held’ set in a contemporary Prison somewhere in the UK.

Tristan Bates Theatre, Covent Garden.

 

The play presented in two acts, where a simple set recreates the physical and mental claustrophobia suffered by prison inmates.

This play refuses to pull any punches; drugs, male rape and self – harm all feature and with strong dialogue delivered at full volume, the pace of both pieces is often frenetic.

Over the course of the play the characters reveal that which has damaged them but perhaps the relentless misery robbed them of the opportunity to show a more nuanced side, which would have made me feel their fate more keenly.

In the first act the young naïve Jamie played by Jack Brett Anderson is given a crash course in the harsh realities of prison life by the older and more worldly wise Sleat (Anthony Taylor), who exposes the damage to both of them in an act of betrayal.

 

Act 2 provides the context to a scene that takes place off stage during act one and with the same actor playing a lead role in each; it was at first difficult to tell if this was a completely new character, or the original character transformed by his prison experience. All doubt soon disappeared due to the quality of the acting.

Three actors played the five roles, but special mention must go to Jack Brett Anderson for his clever portrayal of Flynn, in the aptly subtitled ‘Dog City.’ Flynn, the ‘abused puppy’, uses his good looks to gain what passes for affection at any cost in a destructive relationship with muscled, Cal (Darren Fulton Brown)

Ultimately the play is about betrayal and the fruitless search for loyalty cruelly denied by a system that can only brutalise those in its care.

Held: www.tristanbatestheatre.co.uk

6th – 17th June

Tristan Bates Theatre
1A Tower St, Covent Garden
WC2H 9NP

 

 

 

International Independent Author Book Award – Special Category

 

Our final ‘closer look’ at our Independent Author Book Award winners:

Special Category. The Children’s picture Books.

We gathered together a group of eager beaver readers and listeners under 10 years of age because the WforW team felt it impossible to compare the children’s picture book entries with the others. It was huge fun working with the children, and let me tell you, they know their onions. The decisions were unanimous.

Keep an eye on Frost Magazine and www,wordsforthewounded.co.uk as summer ends to hear our exciting ideas which will provide even  more opportunities for aspiring writers, and help veterans in need at the same time.

 

 

1st Place: Ruby’s Story – (Ruby the Routemaster Series) Text by Christophe Dupuy Illustrations by Tim Duke

 

 

Ruby’s Story – (Ruby the Routemaster series)

 

Judges’ Comments:

 

Right from the start this glorious book draws in the reader. ‘London, one of the busiest cities in the world, is a place that never sleeps.’

 

Immediately it promises excitement. What’s more it’s historically accurate. We want to know all about the bus called Ruby who lives in a London bus garage, and travels with her driver, Dave, and Clive, her conductor (remember those?)

 

We drive along in Ruby doing what she loves but then – a crisis, the first of several. She learns that the Routemaster buses are to be replaced by modern buses. Is it the end for Ruby? She learns she has been sold to a bus company in Scotland, and must drive to her new name. Does she ever arrive?

 

There is excitement, adventure, disappointment until one day a bloke called Christophe Dupuy arrives and takes Ruby to Somerset to live with him and Kim. (And he really did do this. Perhaps one day he’ll tell us why?)

Lovely story, immaculately told with intricate illustrations that are a rich visual feast. The Routemaster buses live on.

Our children’s reading team agreed it should come first.

Chris Dupuy

 

Although I was born in Paris, I lived most of my childhood years in South East London and from a very early age I spent a great deal of my time going off on adventures exploring London and all the amazing sights it has to offer. By far the easiest way to get around was on London’s public transport system. In particular was the trusty Routemaster bus. With over 4000 on the road in the nation’s capital, it was always easy to hop on and off once you arrived at the desired destination. They would run every ten minutes or so, and sitting on the long bench seat by the conductors vantage point, I always felt very safe and looked after. This was in contrast to my dysfunctional home life and one could argue that at the tender age of six this was a very risky thing to do. The sad thing is that in reality i was safer in the big bad world than I was in my own home. That in itself is another story to maybe tell another day.

 

Runner Up: Little Hoglet’s Egg Race   by Richard Middleton

Judges’ Comments:

Who doesn’t love a story about a hedgehog?

Richard Middleton has been clever with this one. The delicious illustrations don’t merely reflect the story, but progress it – something that the children particularly noticed.

You see, as fast as a mother says her eggs won’t want to join in, the illustrations show them doing just that, in spite of mum. So there is tension between the text and the visual images, and a naughtiness that the children loved.

 

Richard Middleton is the writer and illustrator of the Little Hoglet’s Magical Year series, with Little Hoglet’s Christmas and Little Hoglet’s Egg Race already available, and Little Hoglet’s Bonfire Night coming soon. The seasonal series will be completed with Little Hoglet’s Summer Holiday.  Richard’s other published picture book is The Stinky Hippobottomus, which has been described as “utterly delightful” even though poo is mentioned in the book several times. Richard is a Certified Microsoft Innovative Educator and speaks to schoolchildren all over the world about creative writing. He is also the author of the Wyrm Saga series, a series of fantasy thrillers for older children and beyond. The series currently includes the novels The Wyrm Conspiracy and Wyrm Gold, and the chapbooks Arran, Joney and the Goblinensis Flatulata and Gods Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.  In his spare time Richard and his family are taken for walks by their dogs Ellie and Lincoln, who are both trying to learn human speech.

 

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Wfor W International Independent Author Book Award

 

Here we are again to feature our 3rd place winner this time. Such a treasure chest of talent out there. It’s so rewarding for all of us at WforW, We’re professional writers and literary reviewers so know what’s what and we’re really excited this year.

3rd Place  True Colours by Elly Redding

 

Kate Fenton found her fiancé Saul Preston in a highly compromising situation with his assistant – just a month before the wedding. But was it actually what it seemed?

Three years later, she’s no longer so sure. Saul’s back with a new proposition – to accompany him on a trip to Majorca as his interpreter. Does she, doesn’t she?

 

 

Judge’s comments:

The writing was good, but the plot was a rather predictable. The central misunderstanding could have been cleared up with a conversation and though it is fun, and the author has wit it did feel a bit 1990s. I very much enjoyed reading it in terms of the warmth of the writing and characters and the dialogue. However, that predictable central conflict puts it in third.

 

Elly Redding:

 

I’ve always lived with a dream or two bubbling away in my head. Whether it was tap dancing to the golden ‘Oldies’, or dashing through a forest, pursued by felons, my imagination has always sent me soaring to a world where anything was possible. Only it would have been very lonely, if I’d been there by myself.   So I created a hero, someone to share my adventures with and make my dreams come true.

 

When I’m not writing, I enjoy trying to dance and watching the waves, although not necessarily at the same time!

Thank you for sharing my world. It started in London and is now firmly ensconced in Bedfordshire. Who knows where it will take me and my family next?

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